"Nooz"



Aug 12,2006


July 25,2006

We frickin won BIATCH!!!! (thats 2 this year), but the moment of truth is coming,Tuesday 8/15 @ the Tally Ho in Bethlehem at 9pm! BE THERE!!!!


July 18,2006

Battle O' the bands at TALLEY HO! oh yeh, and we have a new singer...

ADAM

(codename:Who)

Increasing tempos and crazy time signatures have put a hell of o strain on my vocals... SO, after chasing me down for over a year, this crazy gent by the name of Adam (different Adam)I met at a karaoke show has finally nuzzled his place in our hearts and behind the microphone. You thought Queensryche can harmonize live? Wait till you get a load of us... in fact, you SHALL! Were FINALLY playing out again, we only managed to play a gig for our number 1 fans graduation party, then a gig at TK'S Lounge staring:
OVLO
Strange Aeons
Forget about the stars
and of corse our good friends SUBSTRATUM.
Who's debut performance went well enough we decided to finally put his stoopit face up eith ours. More pictures of Who to come. If we win the battle of the bands tonight, I'm sure we'll broadcast it everywhere, so stay cool.
TrOy




September 9th, 2005

Lehigh Valley Band of the Week

According to MergeDigital, we are the band of the week. Check out the article, listen to our music, drink, break shit, and say "what the fuck" while doing so... the worst part is that there is more insane new material coming that will make Assembly line look like fucking Hilary Duff. Check out our Myspace and Mixposure Pages For More mp3's and info. Ohh and peace and love and all that happy gushy stuff...

Stay tuned...cause we might whip this shit out in public soon


April 25th, 2005

NON-IMPORTANT UPDATE!
Josh is in work release, sam found graceland, and Mr. Rok&roll, just got out of rehab for a chronic eating disorder. j/k (except for josh). I on the other hand am just typing to the two people who ever look at this page anyway. Our 3rd (official) CD "FIg mint blew cheese", is well under way + heres what will appear thus far:

1. Clusterfuk

2. Reaping of Man

3. Spork Lift

4. The Chicken Song

5. The Cow song

6. Pet Store II

7."Sam's depressed"(but alil' evil)*

8.Timber

Some titles are subject to change. But thats all this Asshole has for you (&you) for now.



MP3's
HERE!!!!!!!


April 13th, 2005

IMPORTANT UPDATE!
Our opening show for Soul Sirkus went flawless and sounded good with our new equipment. SOUL SIRKUS played an extremely amazing set as well, and they are all great musicians with time on their side to help propel them to where they are now.

I HAVE ADDED MORE OF OUR Mp3's AT THE ABOVE LINK, The Entire Assembly Line Cd will be downloadable there shortly.

Unfortunately, disgruntled at the state of modern music I am forced to make the following statements and/or announcements.

1. We are forced to cancel our 4/24th show at croc rock because of legal issues concerning our bassist.

2. FUCK MODERN MUSIC AND THE SPOONFED BULLSHIT FED TO THE Worms Who GOBBLE UP THE GARBAGE CREATED BY WASHED UP PRODUCERS AND LABEL EXECUTIVES WHO THINK THEY KNOW WHAT KIDS WANT TO HEAR, WHICH ENDS UP BEING OVERPRODUCED LAMO CANDY ASS FAGGOT SHIT THAT I CAN PERSONALLY SPONTANEOUSLY IMPROVISE OUT OF MY FUCKING ASS ON A NIGHT OF HARD DRINKING AND FUCKING MY GIRLFRIEND.

3. If anybody cares about music that breaks the laws and emphasizes virtuousity and creativity, sign the fucking guestbook to let us know that our efforts aren't futile in a dead era of horribly shitty music.

4. THE NEW ALBUM IS FUCKING COMING. WE WON'T 1/2 ASS THE RECORDING QUALITY THIS TIME, IT'S GOING TO BE STRAIGHT FROM OUR FUCKING BRAINS to YOURS, and it's GOING TO BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND. 4 SONGS ARE ALREADY DONE, and We're looking at an 8 song demo, which will FUCK MODERN MUSIC IN THE ASS WITH ACID INDUCED HARMONIC BRAIN FOOD. THROW OUT YOUR NICKELBACK AND TRAPT SHIT, HERE COMES THE NEW ERA of music, FUCKED UP DIVERSE PROGRESSIVE METAL MIXED W/ JAZZ + BLUES INFLUENCES. Every other possible thing has been done, SO SUPPORT SOMETHING THAT HAS NEW F'n TALENT ALREADY! PRE-ORDERS ARE BEING ACCEPTED, @ $10, which will go directly towards recording fees. YOU WILL RECEIVE ASSEMBLY LINE, and our 1st self-titled release, to hold you over til' it's done (around OCTOBER 05').

5. So instead of paying $20 for a album of your favorite artist who has run out of ideas and turns to some supposedly big shit record producer (age 55) to write what he thinks kids of today will like (hmmmmmmm METALLICA (go ahead sue us you rich pieces of shit), OZZY(i'm sorry you need another million to spend on a ring you'll lose and pet groomers to clean you dog shit), help out a band who has consistently sweat and put out never done before material that pioneers a new revolution in music.

6. We will give up on the music world after the next cd release if no one appreciates it.

WHILE I AM PERSONALLY AND GREATLY INFLUENCED BY OZZY AND METALLICA, YOU MUST ADMIT THAT MONEY HAS GONE TO THEIR HEADs WHILE GOOD MUSIC HAS ELUDED THEIR CREATIVE MINDS SINCE THEY "MADE IT BIG". -MR. WIZARD
April 2nd, 2005

WE ARE OPENING FOR SOUL SIRKUS @Crocodile Rock Cafe, A "all-star" band including NEAL SCHON from JOURNEY, MARK MENDOZZA of WHITESNAKE, JEFF SCOTT of YNGWIE MALMSTEEN, and VIRGIL DONATI of STEVE VAI! Email OZZCOWS@hotmail.com for a free cd with $12 ticket purchase! Do it...NOW!

We also are playing Crocodile ROCk on April 24th, OZZCOWS@hotmail.comemail ozzcows@Hotmail.com for a ticket.

In OTHER other news, we have all upgraded our equipment and improved our sound tremendously. When we stop playing spontaneous concerts, we'll record our next album. Stay tuned...

Mr.WIZARD
JANUARY 27th, 2005

Contrary to popular belief, we still exist! WE HAVE A SHOW ON SUN, FEBRUARY 27th @ CROCODILE ROCK CAFE again, $7 at the door 5:30 pm, YOU MUST email ozzcows@hotmail.com to get a ticket however. I'd like to thank old friends in the Strange Aeons for allowing us to use their top notch amps.

WE have 3 new songs from our upcoming release that will be making their live debut at this show. These songs push the limits of our previous musical accomplishments with even more sophisticated musical breakdowns, odd timing structures, and as always- a totally fucked up jazz section that doesn't make sense somewhere in the middle of it. I also forgot to mention the new material is the heaviest shit we've ever done, so come on out to the show!

"Eat LSD... NOW!" WHAT? WHO SAID THAT?
AUGUST 31st, 2004

Thanks to all who came out to see us at our local shows, and much thanks to the mt. carmel folk who appreciate our shit. We are going to wait around for a decent band like Symphony x, or yngwie to come to Croc rock again, where we will proudly open for them. We're taking some much needed time off to send out press kits, and finally start glueing together the zillion crazy new riffs and churn out more off the wall shit.
Expect a new tune on OCTOBER 30th where I'm setting up a HUGE F'n HALLOWEEN SHOW AT THE VFW ON 14th and HAMILTON ST again. The lineup is set, and I'll post more details when it is set in stone. Til then, take care of yourself, and each other.
MR.WIZARD


August 11st, 2004

Pulse weekly was kind enough to review our latest release. PULSE WEEKLY REVIEW.
I don't quite agree with it, but it was kind in that they treated it better than other's I've seen. We're not signed, leading to imperfect recording. I thought the sound quality was decent, for a self-release? I also guess that since we're not rich and willing to conform to radio rock standards that we're not allowed to have a song longer than 3 mins. It's apparent the reviewer has never heard dream theater, rush, or any other prog groups we are influenced by. Who the hell is pennywise? "Atrophiliac mixes alot into the pot"--how did they know? hahahahaha.... They also seem to confuse thrash with punk music. 35 mins isn't a long album... Anyway, thanks for the Review! Click on some banner ads on PULSE WEEKLY WEBSITE, this helps them keep the circulation going.

-Mr. WIzard


August 7th, 2004

MP3's ARE UP! Petstore, and Always Last can now be heard online,HERE THEY ARE CLICK ME BEYOTCH. COME Check us out this month! See You there.
-Mr. Wizard


July 26th, 2004

I'd like to thank the doobers for coming out to see us at Crocodile Rock, damn near 50 were there for us alone. Here are the latest shows for August!

August 15th, Steelworkers Union Hall in Lewisburg .34 North 13th Street Lewisburg, PA 17837. Thanks to Beer and pretzels for the hook-up. SHitloads of bands.
August 21st, @Kates Kafe. With DXM, SUBSTRATUM, and finally Enamored. Come on out, this venue is cool, we want to let them know what we do.
August 23rd, @ Crocodile Rock Cafe. Email ozzcows@Hotmail.com for ticket w/ "assembly line" cd. $8 under 21, $6 over 21. Back to school party (pretty funny huh) w/ Substratum, Dxm, Stickfigure, Ra, and Colostomy trough or some shit like that.(no pun intended).
August 26th, @ Kluckers battle of the bands. 6 million bands brutally performing for a small monetary sum equivalent to gas money used to play there the last 5x. Just joking, am I?

-Mr. Motherfucking Wizard, the evil bastard that shit in your child's sandbox.


JUNE 20th, 2004

yo "niggas", Tickets are still on sale for June 30th @ Crocodile Rock Cafe w/ stickfigure + Substratum, Email ozzcows@hotmail.com now to receive a free copy of "Assembly Line" with ticket purchase. UNDER 21-$8 over 21-$6.

TONIGHT we are performing @ the NY COMEDY CLUB in NYC, and we're bringing a very talented Saxophonist to perform jazzy versions of Hall of The MOuntain King, and the OUTRO song, among freestyle jams. How many progressive metal bands do that? Thanks to Jed for lending his virtuosity (he can play 2 at once!) to the group, it'll be fun.

Let it be said that our bassist, Jeremy Zimmerman, will be leaving the group shortly to pursue college and his orchestra career (classically trained on cello). He will play Croc rock as his last major gig. Need not worry as Josh Tacker will be filling his shoes, with talent equivalent to that of jeremy. Josh is more adept at blues and funk than his predecessor and will leave his mark on our tunes in the future.

My mother Lori Ann Conover recently passed away at the age of 37. We all loved her and will miss her greatly. Thanks to girlfriend, band +extended family for support

At this time I'd like to clear up the shit about the June 25th show at the Vfw that IS NOT HAPPPENING. I merely mentioned to the other groups about a proposed date and asked for help in the rental fee this time, which has been boosted another $100. I do work full time and have bills to pay, and cannot afford to hold such events on my own AGAIN, and no one stepped up to help with the bill, though some did go as far as to advertise for it. The last vfw show was a complete success, and all bands actually got paid, which could of easily went back towards the rental fee. I'm not trying to be a dick, but don't take this shit out on me. I want to create a tight local metal scene with the best bands I know and set up many a show, but I need cooperation. Not to mention all bands I would of booked have shows at Croc rock this month...

Anyway, I doubt this message will be relayed to the masses simply because no one links to our page, though links do exist to some other bands I will not mention from our page since JANUARY!!!!...


And lastly, Frank (bass) has decided to leave Substratum. I wish they would compromise, because they had there shit together and were going places. (SEND A FUCKING PRESS KIT TO SOME LABELS DAMMIT, NO ONE IS GOING TO FIND YOU OUT IN BUMBLEFUCK!). I'm temporarily filling in for him to help out, since no one else knows their material. IF FRANK IS READING THIS, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR SPOT BACK AT ANYTIME MAN, otherwise good luck with whatever you pursue. IF ANYONE WANTS TO TRY OUT FOR SUBSTRATUM, Email substratum8@hotmail.com .
See you all at Croc Rock,

-Sam


May 3rd, 2004

Our epic masterpeice ASSEMBLY LINE is now finished and being sold at shows for $10 but if you need one this very minute email OZZCOWS@hotmail.com and i'll be sure to get one to you. Our cd is also on sale at Viagra Records in Allentown. The show on Friday at the VFW was a total success we brought about 100 people between 4 bands and had a massive mosh pit for 4 hours as well as and all female pit which was really cool. Kick yourself in the ass if you missed. Our next show is Thursday May 27 at Kluckers and Kreme in Potsville, we are playing with Substratum and possbily Enamored. Then June 30 we are playing main stage at Crocodile Rock with Substratum, Enamored, Machine Enfurnance, and possibly DXM, more bands TBA.
April 9th, 2004

Drums have been finished, guitar tracks almost done, and it f'n sounds great. Thanks to Gary Wehrcamp of Shadow Gallery for recording us with great quality-speed, and knowledge of knowing what he's doing. With two more recording dates, it will hopefully be done before our April 30th show. The new definite band list is Atrophilac, Dxm, Amalgamate, SUBSTRATUM, and Alterior Motive. Also, we're playing the pen argyl fire hall on the 17th. Check out our other upcoming shows SHOWS
We have been of Rcn 4 on tuesdays at 7pm. "petstore", and "hall of the mountain king" have been played. Tune in next week.

Mr. Wizard


More dates added. Check out show page. This is the flyer for the tour. You may print out and spread the word! There will be a flyer for every show soon.


We will be playing at Westgate Music Studio Every Saturday from 4-6 starting april 10th. $3 at the door. This is the best way to hear our original and improv music. This is where me and troy give our lessons as well. More updates soon.
Mr.Wizard

Much thanks to the metal minority group amongst the pseudo-yuppies at the Pen argyl show last night. It's good to know that some do respect and appreciate original music, instead of the same bland repetetive stolen chord progressions performed by 4 groups that sounded like carbon copies, who went on to win money- as if they need more marshall stacks their parents bought them anyway. I'd like to thank SUBSTRATUM for playing extremely awesome progressive death metal and hanging out with us waiting for the shit to be over to get out and play.

Anyhow, recording begins next week. Quality will be professional, as our social concept album Assembly Line will be the album that gets us heard. Every weekend we don't play out will be spent recording. It may take awhile to complete the 14 song disc...updates will be made.

WE WILL BE ON RCN 4 on the "brenda and jerry show" on monday@5:30. Don't ask why we're playing tamed versions of our songs on their show, but it's f'n tv man! "hall of the mountain king" will be on this show, while our "hit" "Petstore" will be played on the next one. Updates will be made.

Oh yeah, the battle of the bands at Northampton high was f'n suprisingly awesome. The crowd response was great! Our article in the paper will be put on this page soon. Many shows coming soon, expect them to be f'n heavy and progressive, as we are trying to get Amalgamate, Enamored, Substratum, with us on the same bill. till then' -Mr Wizard

Happiest of fucking new years Atrophiliacs...
Busy as hell, no updates were made. We played a few shows, didn't advertise, too far away for some... Mt. carmel, Stroudsburg. Many more coming w/ updates. Feb 13th @ "Battle of Bands" at northampton high school. the " " are because it's going to be a f'n insanely heavy+loud progressive metal show with at least an hour set with no other significant acts as of yet. If anyone reads this page, present to Mr. Rock n' roll' (Adam Romanishan) a proof of ticket purchase and receive a burned copy of our demo.

We will be recording shortly, with our album ASSEMBLY LINE recorded by Prog-rock god Gary from Shadow Gallery of Magna Carta records. This new album will blow your mind, with diverse shadings of genres- yet remaining heavy and fucked up. Personally, our best work yet. We have been performing some of these numbers live. more updates... more frequently ... soon ...................................................................................ok. -Mr. Wizard


FUCK .............Unfortunately due to loss of authority via disgruntled fuckfaces and money-hungry owners, the local room is supposedly shut down at Crocodile Rock... meaning the dates are canceled on the 14th and 21st.
However We have two other shows very shortly.
November 15th at Club Underworld around 7 pm. Mainly 1st demo material will be played.
November 20th- Kluckers and Kream. Will be filmed, possibly for videos+ dvd... last show f'n ruled. Crowd went apeshit! Apologies to the mixer man for his injury from the pit.
Mr. wizard.
October 22nd, 2003

New songs, new shows , new jobs, new merchandise, same old shit.

2 shows at croc rock, see SHOW PAGE for more info.

Shirts are in the works, complete with logo, back of demo image, and definition of atrophiliac on the back. Be "hip", "fly" and "in" with a soft cotton shirt advertising the most fucked up band no one's ever heard of.

I love the millions of fans that flock to this website, the server was actually thrown temporarily offline on monday when too many people visited this page at once. Stay away from drugs.
-Mr.Wizard
October 6, 2003

Well i suppose Saturday's show went well, I could'nt hear shit out of the horrible moniter's for the drummer, and i busted my bass head after Hall of the Mountain King (the first song), but all in all through all the fuck- ups and what have you- i guess we did well considering we sold CD's and people raved to us... so... ummm... cool. Glad you folks enjoyed it. Updates for our next show to follow.

The re- vammpage of the site is complete! New lyrics for Dust and Scratches. New trippy imagery everywhere! YEAH! Check out the everything! So cool! <3

tRoY



Sept, 22, 2003

New Lyrics! YEAH! New Songs! Yeah!Check 'em out HERE!
Also, Atrophilaic is now the OFFICIAL band of Morgan's in Slatington, PA. Every Friday and Saturday Night! Yeah! Starts in two weeks! See you there!
Links are updated! Yeah! GO SEE UM! ROBO!!!!!

ASSHOLE!



Sept 3, 2003

New beginnings are arisin', school has poisened the autumn air, Mr. R & R, as well as the Lunch Box once again return to the finalizing horrors of high school, i myself return to College, as well as 2 part- time jobs. Mr. Wizard takes the homefront on patroling the local rapid- paced nutrient consumption industry during the weekday nights. Needless to say- time is scarce and must be used wisely. So give those guys a reason to carry on to the holiday's before the spring excitement begins- cheer us on! Email us! Call us for a party! Anything! Tell Mr. Rock and Roll to get his Liscense, and a car while he's at it!
Indeed the new album- "Assembly Line", is well underway, the following track (in no particular order):
1. A is for Assertive (Romanishan, Laughlin, Gardner, Zimmerman)
2. Propriety Society (Gardner, Romanishan, Zimmerman, Laughlin)
3. Pet Store (Gardner, Romanishan, Zimmerman, Laughlin)
4. Gwenavyre (Laughlin, Zimmerman)
5. (still in demo form) "Orchestra song" (Gardner...)
6.(still in demo form) Perception Lingo (Laughlin, Romanishan)
7. Just Joshin' (Gardner, Laughlin, Romanishan, Zimmerman)
8. Outro Song...(Gardner, Romanishan, Zimmerman, Laughlin)

There is probably 1- 3 more on the way, one of which shall be temporarily titled "nameless", such will also fall into the category of"fukked- up tech metal", as well as a possibility of another suck folksy song called "Never Gaze- Ever Glare", and possibly one more surprise...

And the big news of the week- Atrophiliac will be appearing for a 4- hour Acoustic set on Sept. 5th from 6- 10pm, at Morgan's on Main St. in Slatington PA! So don't miss out! Join the new world CRAZE known only as Atrophiliac! Tell your neighbors- tell your friends! Hell- remind us! Atrophiliac- SOON!...

ASSHOLE!



Aug 28th 2003

The demo has been long finished... and yesterday Atrophiliac's music had been condensed into electromagnetic radiation and received by electronic impulses sending 2 tunes "Hall of the Mountain King" and "ME" blaring through speakers tuned to 90.3 fm.

Not only has Atrophiliac accomplished having their music on the radio, but the next demo album is damn near written. Recording will start once shows are not played. This next cd in my opinion will destroy our previous, as technical fusion concept songs such as "Petstore" and "Propriety Society" promise to set a new standard in the music biz... all we need now is FUCKING PROMOTION!

Also, YOU MUST GO TO THE CONCERT ON SEPT 6th @ MR. Wizard's Lair. (Yes, i just spoke in 3rd person.) EVERYONE IS INVITED WHO WILL BEHAVE...no substance,no arguing, just pure love and open ears to the music that will be played. There will be other music besides us. See shows for more info. I will update when more is known, until then atrophiliacs...
-MR WIZARD

June 18, 2003

The days of our underdwelling are numbered! FINALLY-- the demo is almost complete! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!!! YES! This "official" Atrophiliac "DEMO" shall include the original 6 previously -and now complete 6 tracks featured on a previous news entry, + 2 NEW self recorded demo's of "TV Guides", & "Just Joshin".

Also in the news, Jeremy hath returned!! Well sorta... bits of drama still flutter the atmospheric combustion of flawed ingnorance that dwells deep within in the tethered minds of stone engraved wisdom that hath clouded the judgement of any being who live to an age where "all is apparent"! But any way, he is still around further creating messed up harmony with the band.

Also in the news, if you havent yet discovered, a new kick ass menu has been created for the page, for those of your computers that can handle it, rejoice those it can't! An ever cooler version of the same menu is being prepared in "FLash MX", better -faster -cooler! Coming soon! And be sure to check out the new picture archeive! Good stuff! Soundz option will also be availble (again) in a few short weeks -after the demo is complete in the next week. More details to come- reserve your copy now! And fuck the fabulous oily band!

TrOy


May 21, 2003

The show was a success, we turned heads, got applause, and pissed off some people with our political views (koff- fabulous gresy band-koff), a success in the eyes of Atrophiliac! Our next few shows will be posted accordingly. The next official gig is a Graduation Party on the 22nd of June at Indian Trail Park. See Showsfor details. Time is very scarce right now because debts are considerably big at the moment- but its nothing a good week at Labor Ready can't fix-

Official 3- track demos are being configured and copied to be sent to random companies, and distributed more directly through some of our contacts-

Bass tryouts soon! Get practicing! Taht about sums it up- more news onthe way.

TrOy


May 1, 2003

3 fateful days until the big show! YOU'D BETTER B E THERE! Unfortunately, the bane of the existance of Atrophiliac is the "bassist", not specifically naming anyone in particular, ALL OF THEM! To put this into lamens terms, Jeremy (currently) is no longer with us. We're not saying problems with over- bearing parents of whom care nothing for the personal interests of their youth, or that it may be the result of the judemental "carizma" of these wonderful people...

...no, we're not saying that at all. In short Atrophiliac will be having two temp. bass players for the sunday show, one of which's name is another Adam, and the other is Charlie, both skilled musicians who just may have the right stuff to learn our material in ONE WEEK. (thanks J-)

In other news- tryouts will be held to replace the void within our musical style, memorizational, fluincy, improvisational, and "hangin" skills will be required. We have about 5 interested as of now, if you are, or someone you know- you know what to do. Oh! and check thisout!

Thaz all for now-

TrOy

April 22, 2003

ATROPHILIAC performs at Springfest Northampton Area Community College MAY 4 at 1:30pm-3:00pm make sure you mark your calendars. Our set list for the show will include most of our originals and a couple covers thrown in at various points. We will also be performing at a Battle of the Bands event at Northampton Area High School as soon as a certain teacher gets her shit in line. It will probably be at the beginning of next month. As of now there are 3 songs done for the album and a new one is being recorded almost each week. We also have a couple of songs in the works such as Propriety Society and A is For Assertive. And remember be sure to look for other Atrophiliac merchandise such as The Atrophiliac movie, Atrophiliac the book, toothpaste, breath mints, and of course Doobers.

-@dam(Mr. Rock and Roll)

One last tidbit of info! We are proud to announce the glorious release of our improv-space-jazz-psychadelic odysey album, 25 Sadistically Melancholy Hymns of Euphoric Jazz, which features 79 mins. of totally fucked-up improvised tunes and prank calls (that are fake) wink'wink'. This album is nothing like our original material that you will hear at the show, but may be enjoyed by all interested in an undefinable genre of music -see feb news for more info. Go ape-shit at our show and pick up a copy to mellow out after for only $5
-Mr. Wizard



March 21, 2003

It is with great regret that the following MUST be stated. Due to certain "difficulties" we've been having lately, i must at this time denouce any use, acception, and encourage any use of drugs, mind- altering substances, of any sort. It has come to my attention that certain folk arent aware of the concept of the "joke", for that reason alone- this statement will reamin to be the most serious statement within this website. References have been made, and will continue to be made, even tho after this they probably will not be funny, and will be adjusted accordingly. I would like to thank anyone at this time who were to judgemental to leave a talented young rock band alone. We hope in the future all allogations will be rectified, and they will cease further.

Sincerely yours,

the management


February has been a fukked up crazy month, here's a small list of the typical shite that goes on...

1. Sam (might have) went tripping

2. Jeremy gave well thought out responses

3. We all (mabey) got high

4. We did'nt get back into the recording studio,

5. We wrote new song " Idols", which will also be available on the CD

6. More kick ass improv tracks!

7. We have auditions at the Keystone Pub, and the Tally -ho, unfortunately the Keystone Pub will be acoustic, but there's nothin we can't fix.

Well that should sum it up 4 now, Oh- and I almost forgot!- check out new photo slideshows on each individual bio page- enjoy!! plug the site!

TrOy



February 3rd, 2003

Alot has been happening since December, including new material and details on our demo release. Unfortunately, we seem to be unable to get into the mixing room because of availability, and the desire to get this done before our next show is leading us to re-record all tracks (except for drums) on digital home studio equipment. Sound quality shouldn't be of much difference. One song, Hall of the Mountain King, is already done. Current updates on our demo's release will be made soon. In other news, the band is going to put good portions of improvised material onto cd and create 9 Sadistically Melancholy Hymns of Euphoric Jazz".This fucked up cd is mainly composed of softer,trippy, blues-jazz-psychadelic shit. This music can most correctly be enjoyed while spaced out in a dark alley tripping balls. Not saying that any of the band would know!!! Simply ask a band member for one, they should be out in a week.

-Mr. Wizard



December 30, 2002

2 days after all the promotion of our demo's release for the 2nd of January, It turns out that 2 essential tracks were deleted because some asshole (producer whose name will not be mentioned until demo is finished) forgot to hit the save button. As the studio is closed until mid January, we are attempting to record these tracks on home digital equipment, and convert the files to mix with the master cd to speed up the process. As of yesterday, jewel cases, cd-rs, labels, ect. still haven't arrived in the mail though they were ordered at the beginning of Christmas vacation. This said, Postponement of the original release date is likely. My apologies to those in NHS who are probably going bring their $5 in on the 2nd, hear about this, think our band is bullshit and the demo isn't going to come out, spend their money on lunch-drugs-or gas, and forget about this matter.

In other "news", the band has been writing new material over the holiday and recording improvised jam sessions. At least 5 are in the works and one is finished. I won't go into details about them here,(see my page) but I can say that they are just as, if not more, insanely diverse,unique, and heavy as the others. No "official" shows have been scheduled due to the demo crisis, but we are open to play informally anywhere for the hell of it- hint -good parties... To conclude, sign our guestbook under the current "show dates" icon on the main page. The other "webmaster" will match the link to the appropriate icon eventually.


-Mr Wizard


December 2002

Its been awhile, but the band reasembled a few months back (again) and is now referred to as atrophiliac. Starring Sam Gardner returning on Guitar (Backup vocals, add. Bass+Keyboard), new comerz Adam Romanishan on guitar (Drums, and Backup vocals), and Jeremy Zimmerman on Bass ( Cello, Backup vocals), myself on mainly drums and vocals + others, and ofcorse Amber on Keyboard and backup vocals. We will begin booking shows again after the release of our first official demo which WILL be released in about 2 weeks. The songs featured will be as followed:

1.Hall of the Mountain King (Gardner)

2. Me(Laughlin)

3. Ranch Dressing (Laughlin, Tacker, Romanishan)

4. Trademark (Gardner, Laughlin)

5. Legend (Gardner)

6.Atrophiliac (Laughlin, Gardner)

CD's will be priced at fi- dolla. See ordering info for details. MP3 samplers will ALSO be available soon. Thaz all 4 now, and in closing- fuck you John.

TrOy


May 2002

There were some words, some arguements, some cake and some hell... however, when the smoke cleared- there wasnt much of a live band left. All apologies and good lucks to the members that have left. The rest however will forge on. Larry, Valerie, Amber, and both Troy's are those few, now known as PipedreamS. But so long as Alf is funny, music will also fill the hearts of many, and hope remains. God speed.

TrOy




April 2002

Larry and Sam have joined the band to further us into fame, fortune, and musical adventure! Sam plays lead guitar, and Larry is on lead vocals. Pics will be up soon. We'll be having our first show sometime soon at Beer Bellies in Bethlehem,(hopefully). All Info. will be posted.

TrOy


March 2002.

Innuendo will be opening for two bands in about a month, Clusterfuck, and another band (name uncertain). There will be an additional link for show dates when we have them.

TrOy


March 2002.

Sadly, Tom is no longer with us due to a lack of communication. Good luck to him. We can only hope he will find a band more his style and that he'll call them back.

TrOy