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1. Holy Shit We're 3rd Years won the quiz a million times last term and then disappeared. What large object did they steal from the back of Café Connections? (A: Alien cutout)
Kirsten Jongberg - Matt & Marshallettes
A rug - Bar Staff
Combine harvester driven by the Hulk on steroids - Lizzie should go to Risa
Dear Announcer, This is bollox, we're going to the Gunnies - Mazing (aka 'Sum1 you don't know')
Sofa and the TV remote - Leroy is my Lova
Cardboard cut out- Family Mahone
A drinks fridge - Emma & Fran
Kirsten (used to be quiz mistress - but the replacement is even better!) - Tenacious Dave
Alien Egg - what kind of sad bastard would steel that! - Malcolm & Dennis
Aliens cutout - Completely Broke
A Kirsten Dunst Wannabe - Kirsten Dunst
2. Gary Neville's Fault came to the quiz every week last year, and every week they were mocked for being rubbish. How many times did they actually come last? (A: 3 or 4)
twice - Matt & Marshallettes
4 - Bar Staff
None, they come second from second from last - Lizzie should go to Risa
Never cos they were great - Leroy is my Lova
678.5 - Family Mahone
1 - Emma & Fran
Every time they come - Tenacious Dave
23 - It's a round number - Malcolm & Dennis
32 times (weeks in a year) - Completely Broke
About the same number of times as Kirsten Dunst has been in the Quiz - Kirsten Dunst
3. Why did Subtle as a Brick win the Christmas Quiz? (A: they gave us cake)
Bribery with christmas cake? - Matt & Marshallettes
Because they came down the chimney and gave out presents - Bar Staff
Due to the Curry House Care Bear and a suitcase full of M&Ms - Lizzie should go to Risa
No one else turned up (MARKETING!!) - Leroy is my Lova
Arm wrestling with Chas and Dave - Family Mahone
Bribery/Sex - Emma & Fran
Bribed the quiz master (see large jug) - Malcolm & Dennis
Bribes - Completely Broke
Because they gave you a signed Kirsten picture - Kirsten Dunst
4. Draw the family tree of Family Mahone
here - Matt & Marshallettes, Leroy is my Luva Family Mahone, Malcolm & Dennis, Bar Staff, Completely Broke, Kirsten Dunst
Protoplasmal Globule - Caveman Mahoon - Family Mahoon - Lizzie should go to Risa
ma --> mahoo <-- hoo - Emma & Fran
Mark --- Lard - Tenacious Dave
5. The Welsh Girls won the quiz on 100,000 point last year. Why did they win? (A: Paul was marking)
They didn't spill your beer (Matt did - explanitary Damian) - Matt & Marshallettes
Because they got their tits out - Bar Staff
Because the Quizmasters a Toff + Its BLOODY FAVOURITISM! - Lizzie should go to Risa
Stripped of + St David's Day - Leroy is my Lova
Flashed the quizmaster?! - Family Mahone
Got their TITS out - Emma & Fran
Sympathy vote - Tenacious Dave
Showed some clevidge (and I thought 'picture' was spelt badly - Damian) - Malcolm & Dennis
Sexual favours - Completely Broke
They dressed up as Kirsten Dunst - Kirsten Dunst
6. Llewellyn's Lot used to win the quiz a lot before setting up in competition with us with which event? (A: Real Ale Soc)
Real Ale Society's beer tasting. The fool- Matt & Marshallettes
The Real Ale Society or Gender Benders Anon - Lizzie should go to Risa
Big Break (snookering you tonight) - Leroy is my Lova
Monkey Tennis - Family Mahone
Beer & Wine fest (we manage to successfully combine the two) - Tenacious Dave
Strip show - Malcolm & Dennis
Lukes taste for protitutes - Completely Broke
Kirsten Dunst round - Kirsten Dunst
7. Why are Completely Broke completely broke? Tutition fees? Guild beer prices? Or something else?
Something else: because they should be buying you beer - Matt & Marshallettes
It can't be the bar staff - see attached - Bar Staff
A combination of smking shares in the Welsh Rugby Union + whoring around Edgbaston until 2am - Lizzie should go to Risa
Beer prices and too ugly to sell bodies for sex - Leroy is my Lova
All of the above - Family Mahone
Something else - Emma & Fran
They spent all their money on sour cream sandwiches (silly sods) - Tenacious Dave
They spent it all on male whores! - Malcolm & Dennis
Malcolm's the gay one (oh shit they're all gay) - Completely Broke
Coz they always buy Kirsten things - Kirsten Dunst
8. Malcolm & Dennis. Which one is Malcolm and which is Dennis?
The short one - Matt & Marshallettes
The blonde one - Bar Staff
Who gives a shit? I'm going to get pissed - Lizzie should go to Risa
Who's!!!! Malcolm, who's Dennis!!!! - Leroy is my Lova
Interchangeable (and sometimes the same) - Family Mahone
Malcolm is malcolm, Denis is Denis - Emma & Fran
Malcolm is Kojak, Dennis is the other one - Tenacious Dave
Malcolm works in accounts, Dennis in ware house - Malcolm & Dennis
You guys of course - Completely Broke
She loves them both - Kirsten Dunst
9. Which team have been coming to the quiz for the most weeks? (A: The Bar)
Tenacious Dave - Matt & Marshallettes
The bars team! - Bar Staff
Tenacious Dave, they've too much time on their hands - Lizzie should go to Risa
Fat bird, bird with white T-shirt, bloke with shit facial hair - Leroy is my Lova
The Family Mahone mourning the loss of family member Joe - Family Mahone
Damien and Cathy (a winning combination) - Tenacious Dave
The bloke in accounts & fat guy in warehouse - Malcolm & Dennis
??? Missed this one bloody alcohol! (actually it was an earlier one you missed - Damian) - Completely Broke
Kirsten Dunst doesn't care - Kirsten Dunst
10. How will Tenacious Dave's comic 'Tenacious Damian and his adventures through time' end?
Yes + Pie - Matt & Marshallettes
With Kirsten Dunst - Bar Staff
Kirsten Dunst goes back in time in a bid to kill her own Grandfather causing a cataclysmic temporal explosion that spreads T. Dave across the mid 1760s - Rock on! - Lizzie should go to Risa
Rescue Kirsten Dunst, is Kirsten's brother - Leroy is my Lova
They all blow up - Family Mahone
You'll have to work that out Damian! (Tom) - Tenacious Dave
Bought out by Rupert Murdoch - Malcolm & Dennis
Curstin will kill the bastard!!! Then we can win ha! ha! - Completely Broke
Kirsten Dunst wants to be saved - Kirsten Dunst
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