1. What do they spread on runways to stop them freezing?

  • Happy death - Matt & Marshallettes

  • A combination of Rock Salt and parts of Russian aircraft - My team has f****d off (formerly known as 'Lizzie should go to Risa')

  • Mashed up dead people - Evil Clone of Matt (I will have 'Amazing's points + the other team who buggered off)

  • Rock salt + grit + urine - Leroy is my Lova

  • Aeroplanes!! - Family Mahone

  • Action Man pasta shapes in tomato sauce - Tenacious Dave

  • Anti-Freeze - Malcolm & Dennis

  • Horse shite - Completely Broke

  • Kirsten Dunst piss - Kirsten Dunst

2. What galvanising element is used up completely in the human body during ejaculation?

  • Magnesium - Matt & Marshallettes

  • Zinc - Bar Staff

  • Zinc (or lead - takes it out of your penis) - My team has f****d off

  • (can't read Matt's drunken writing - Damian) - Evil Clone of Matt

  • (can't read this either - Damian) - Leroy is my Lova

  • Zinc (proves we know our Monday night quiz!) - Family Mahone

  • Zinc - Tenacious Dave

  • Zinc (oh yeah!) - Malcolm & Dennis

  • We love U baby!- Completely Broke

  • Kirsten knows its zinc - Kirsten Dunst

3. What do they call escalators in America?

  • Dennis Hopper - Matt & Marshallettes

  • Moving staircase - Bar Staff

  • Escalators - its not always about that - My team has f****d off

  • Stairs - Evil Clone of Matt

  • (Haven't got a clue what this says - Damian) - Leroy is my Lova

  • Magical moving stairs - Family Mahone

  • Moving stairway - Tenacious Dave

  • Moving walk way - Malcolm & Dennis

  • Guiness - Completely Broke

  • Kirsten calls them easy travel - Kirsten Dunst

4. Who played the revenge-driven extortionist in Speed?

  • African - Matt & Marshallettes

  • Dennis Hopper - Bar Staff

  • Dennis Hopper - My team has f****d off

  • Brian Blessed - Evil Clone of Matt

  • Antony Hopkins - Leroy is my Lova

  • Mahatma Ghandi (as Thora Hird) - Family Mahone

  • Dennis Hopper - Tenacious Dave

  • Dennis Hopper - Malcolm & Dennis

  • Essential - Completely Broke

  • Kirsten loves Dennis Hopper - Kirsten Dunst

5. Wolverhampton Wanderers are nicknamed Wolves.  Wolves are a type of dog.  Dogs chase cats, which chase mice, which scare elephants.  Which species of elephant has the larger ears?

  • Happy squee - Matt & Marshallettes

  • African - Bar Staff

  • African - My team has f****d off

  • Antartic - Evil Clone of Matt

  • African, Lisa Riley is fat and has big ears - Leroy is my Lova

  • African-American (up the Wolves!) - Family Mahone

  • African - Tenacious Dave

  • Neil - spicey tomato champ - Malcolm & Dennis

  • Stephen Hawkins - Completely Broke

  • Kirsten loves Africa - Kirsten Dunst

6. In Monkey Island, who owned the shipyard?

  • I did or Stan - Matt & Marshallettes

  • Stan - Bar Staff

  • Bewitched - used it for an open air performance of Hey Mickey - My team has f****d off

  • Jayne's left booby - Evil Clone of Matt

  • You are a loser, ask proper questions (um, this is a proper question - Damian) - Leroy is my Lova

  • Stan the Man!! (Monkey Island rules!!) - Family Mahone

  • Stan - Tenacious Dave

  • Bob - the main man - Malcolm & Dennis

  • (answer paper from here on is a bit of a mess, I'm assuming due to too much beer - Damian) - Completely Broke

  • Kirsten Dunst's little friend - Kirsten Dunst

7. Who is the greatest actress the world has ever known?

  • Kirsten Dunst - Matt & Marshallettes

  • Kirsten Dunst - Bar Staff

  • Kirsten Dunst from the way you harp on about her - My team has f****d off

  • Damian (you never guessed!) - Evil Clone of Matt

  • Kirsten Dunst, I think - Leroy is my Lova

  • Kirsten Dunst (the most beautiful woman alive, well second behind the quiz mistress) - Family Mahone

  • Kirsten Dunst - Tenacious Dave

  • Kirsten Dunst (possible) - Malcolm & Dennis

  • Kirsten Dunst - Completely Broke

  • Kirsten Dunst - The one and only - Kirsten Dunst

8. In the Simpsons, how did Maude Flanders die?

  • I killed her (or t-shirt bazooka) - Matt & Marshallettes

  • Death by t-shirt cannon - Bar Staff

  • Has a fetish for tape - My team has f****d off

  • Got tired from shagging Santas Little Helper - Evil Clone of Matt

  • Hit by a t-shirt after Homer ducked - Leroy is my Lova

  • T-shirt related death dive - Family Mahone

  • Death by canon-fired t-shirt - Tenacious Dave

  • There not real - they can't die - Malcolm & Dennis

  • She was run over by a wheel chair - Completely Broke

  • Kirsten Dunst kicked her ass - Kirsten Dunst

9. In the last episode of the A-Team, what was written on Murdock's t-shirt?

  • Squee - Matt & Marshallettes

  • I AM B.A's BATI BOY - My team has f****d off

  • "Got JaAm?" - Evil Clone of Matt

  • Buy the DVD, I need money - Leroy is my Lova

  • "Mr T is a gimp" - Family Mahone

  • "WILL YOU JOIN TENACIOUS DAVE?" - Tenacious Dave

  • I'm sane!!!! - Malcolm & Dennis

  • I love my mum - Completely Broke

  • I love Kirsten Dunst's parents for giving us Kirsten- Kirsten Dunst

10. Who was the first person on Neighbours today?

  • Me - Matt & Marshallettes

  • Serena - Bar Staff

  • Shane - My team has f****d off

  • Baron Zemo - Evil Clone of Matt

  • Stuart, Steph + Izzy on table in coffee shop talking about Stu going into police force - Leroy is my Lova

  • Karl's bald spot - Family Mahone

  • Izzy & Harold together in the coffee shop - Tenacious Dave

  • Steph - Malcolm & Dennis

  • Karl Kennedy - Completely Broke

  • Kirsten Dunst - Kirsten Dunst



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