The Quiz

Warning: Most of the content of this site comes from the minds of students. Those of a sensitive nature should leave now before it's too late.

For 2 1/2 years we ran the quiz at the University of Birmingham Guild of Students on a Monday night. It was here that learnt important things such as what galvanising element is used up completely in the human body during ejaculation, what they spread on runways to stop them freezing, and of course who the first person on Neighbours was today.

All good things should come to an end. And end it did - rather spectacularly, if I do say so myself - with END QUIZ in March 2004. On this site you will find some of the answers, doodles, and other interesting bits I managed to save from the bin.

I would advise everyone to visit the Merchandise section. There are a number of bargains to be found there that can only increase in value (i.e. it's impossible for them to drop in value).

I am available for hire if anyone is desperate (email byinfernoslight@hotmail.com). Functions involving beer are looked upon favourably when taking bookings. An audience who doesn't mind 'creative' marking is also preferred (you don't know how difficult it is to add up after a couple of drinks).

Finally, I have no html skills whatsoever, so please don't be too harsh judging this site. It's also hosted by geocites, so you can't expect much.

The legal bit: © Damian Johnson. Um, that's about it really. I don't have permission to use some of the photographs, so if you are the owner and take objection to their use then send me an email and I'll remove them. Oh, and steal my t-shirt ideas and I will hunt you down and beat you with a rolling pin.