Welcome to my world...
WARNING: If you see this man, stay away from him. He is unarmed, but also unbathed.
Currently, he is wanted for
the following:
- tampering with others' laundry at the laundromat
- unnecessary usage of chemistry lab emergency showers
- bad-mouthing cafeteria staff
- 6'3", 180-190 lbs
- long shoulder-length hair, might be a wig
- filthy goatee encrusted with rice krispies and crushed potato chips
- last seen: yelling at his own reflection in a men's room mirror
- 5'9", 130-140 lbs.
- short, dastardly, uncombed hair
- disgustingly bad breath, due to inability to brush teeth in the morning
- last seen: drooling on his shirt while sleeping in a physics lecture
What Raymond Ho does for fun
When Raymond isn't hard at work with
his studies, he likes to spend time outdoors. Many a fine day, he will find
a busy intersection and lie in the path of oncoming cars. This is a very
relaxing activity for Raymond, because he finds the sound of screeching tires
to be very soothing. The furious cursing of the motorists is music to his
hears. The most exhilirating aspect of Raymond's favourite pastime occurs
when he is forcefully removed from the intersection, either by a police officer,
or by a motorist who is of bad temper.
A little history
Raymond began developing his superhuman
abilities at an early age. By the age of 7, he had learned how to kill a
rhinoceros with only his bare hands. Furthemore, he managed to devour entire
the carcass, bones included, in less than 9 minutes. When Raymond was 13,
he proposed a new design for a stealth plane. The aircraft, which would be
the lightest of its kind, was to be constructed entirely from gummi bears.
Not only would this aircraft successfully absorb all radar signals, but it
would also protect the crew in the event of a crash, and it would provide
the crew with nourishment while they awaited help. The proposal is still
currently being reviewed by authorities.