THE  'FUNNIES'  BELOW WERE  SENT TO ME FROM VIEWERS...
SO I JUST HAD TO 'SHARE'...

(Note: no offense to ANY Guys out there who may read this!
We women loveya - but we love to laugh too!)

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PLEASE ALLOW FOR LOADING OF ALL IMAGES ON THIS PAGE!!

(IT'S WORTH IT - I PROMISE!!)
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As Abigail Adams once said...

a little Something for the ladies...

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~Baby Cha~
You GO GIRL!!

Slogans for women's T-shirts

1. So many men, so few who can afford me.

2. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.

3. At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all ... I just
can't remember it all.

4. My mother Is a travel agent for guilt trips.

5. Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.

6. Coffee, chocolate, men ... Some things are just better rich.

7. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.

8. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

9. Dinner Is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.

10. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.

11. Guys have feelings too. But like ... who cares?

12. Next mood swing: six minutes.

13. And your point is ... ?

14. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

15. Of course I don't look busy ... I did it right the first time.

16. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

17. You have the right to remain silent, so please DO!!

18. All stressed out and no one to choke.

19. How can I miss you if you won't go away?

20. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

Great Truths in Life for Women:
 
 

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
 

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out?
You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be
out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they may
not be mature - but most men never DO at any age.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so
that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for
40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell
him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal AND..

16. ALL Men see themselves as Arnold Schwarzenegger -
Sooooo....
 

remember when you pucker up ladies to YOUR man.....
 
 
 

 Let him keep on believin it !!
:)

Dedicated to all Women who love men and laughter!!
Keep those 'funnies' comin gals!!!
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Thank you so much for visiting my 'funnies'!!
 
 

Take Care!

:)
Irishgrrl

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