• You find yourself working in a flower shop
• And handling cattleyas exclusively
• A Balinese cat by the name of 'Yotan' makes it's way into your home
• You start threatening people with your wires
• In fact, you actually own wires
• You wear your hair up at work...
• ...And leave it down in the dead of night
• You become an assasin
• And actually work for a guy named Persia
• You convince your friends help you start a groups among the school with names like 'Weiss', 'Scharwz'...
• You start calling your enemies names like 'Farfarello' and 'Crawford'...
• And when you get REALLY mad, you call them 'beasts' and promise you will 'deny them their tomorrow'
• You start hitting on girls around your age...
• ...Even if you're a girl yourself
• You find a computer geek to hang around with
• You find a soccer player to hang around with
• You find a usually silent, cold person to hang around with
• And start calling them 'Ken, Omi, and Aya'
• Whenever someone yells at you for complaining, you inform it's one of Yohji's traits and they'd do well to imitate it too
• Whenever someone yells at you for flirting, you give them the above response
• The above response applies for anything Yohji-like
• You call your best friend 'Azuka'
• And have her get killed so you can mourn her death in a Yohji-esque manner
• Smoking suddenly seems very appealing to you
• So does assasinating people
• Your relatives no longer ask you annoying questions about what you want to be when you grow up because you always reply 'a detective that leaves the field to go be a florist by day and assasin by night' with a wide grin
• Your relatives no longer ask you annoying questions about your love life because you always insist Yohji is your SO
• In fact, you've convinced yourself that Yohji is your boyfriend
• You're so convinced, you pick out matching wedding rings and start shopping for a house for the two of you
• And you've already picked out the names for your children
• And school district near a flower shop so Yohji can continue being a florist because he looks so cute in that apron
• You buy the anime for a ridiculous amount of money
• And fastfoward through any scene that doesn't include Yohji
• And rant hysterically whenever Yohji looks at a girl in a more than formal mannner
• But also cheer hysterically when he tells the high-schooler they're too young for him...
• And nevermind the fact that you're about six years younger than him, because you know that Yohji and you were meant to be
• And nevermind the fact that Yohji is an anime character
• Because you KNOW you were an anime character in a past life and will, of course, be one again so you're bound to meet up with sooner or later
• Suddenly all fanfics include the pairing Yohji x ... You
• Fanfics including a pairing other than Yohji x You suddenly warrant a flame
• Fanfics NOT including Yohji warrant a million flames
• Fanart is only good if it includes a topless Yohji
• No Yohji at all is the most terrible piece of crap you've ever seen and you don't CARE if the artist is related to DaVinci because they don't have the sense to include the best anime character ever
• All your dreams include Yohji
• Even the more 'erotic' ones
• You go to sites like this one
• You MAKE sites like this one
• You read lists like this one
• And mentally answer 'yes' to each one
• And you have the time to think lists like these out, you poor pitiful human being. *sigh*

*is exhausted from typing* G'night.

Yohji: *poke* Ami?

Zzzz...

Yohji: *pulls shades over eyes* G'night

Yohji: Zzz...