CAVALIER: *strides in.* Good Evening, all...
*KOTO-CHAN runs in, screaming "Mommy, Daddy said to me, 'Get a job!'"*
*CAVALIER clamps a hand around his mouth.*
CAVALIER: Allow me to introduce myself...I am Cavalier, one of the online/live RPGers...online, I portray this lovable whiner...*indicates Koto-chan*...IRL, I'm Hsing-Hsing, Daughter of Kirin, heir to the Seven Lucky Gods Martial Artists...*shakes head.* Okay, I would like to present my little tidbit to this page...
*TATEWAKI KUNO bursts in, weilding his bokken.* Allow me to introduce myself...I am Tatewaki Kuno, age seventeen, the Blue Thunder of Furynken High School!
CAVALIER: And thus leads me into my first discussion...

1. Both whine when they don't get their way.
2. Both believe they are God's gift to something...
3. Starscream was always trying to overthrow Megatron for control of the Decepticons. Kuno was always trying to overthrow Ranma for control of Akane...both Akane and the Decepticons are pretty much related...*gets malletted.* OW!!!
4. Both are so annoying you want to clonk them over the head with something hard and blunt, but for some reason an odd sort of charm washes over you...or is that just me?
5. Their egos enter the room before they actually do.
6. Neither of them make it a secret of their desires.
7. Both of them gloat their strengths.
8. Both claim to be the greatest fighter ever.
9. Both usually end up making total asses of themselves.
10. They both have similar facial expressions when screaming "FLEE!", "RETREAT!", "RUN AWAY!" et al.