[Intro
- Presentatore TV]
Hello boys
and girls
Today we're
gonna talk about
father and
daughter relationships
Do you have
a daddy?
I'll bet you
do
who's your
daddy?
[Hailie]
Daddy, what're
you doing?
[Eminem]
Haha
[Eminem + Hailie]
Ok then!
Everybody,
listen up!
[Eminem]
I'm goin to
hell,
who's comin'
with me?
[Hailie]
Somebody,
please help him!
i think my
dadgone crazy!
[Verso 1]
There's no
mountain
I can't climb,
there's no
tower too high,
no plane that
I can't learn
how to fly
what do I
gotta do
to get through
to you,
to show you
there ain't nothin'
I can't take
this chainsaw to?
Fuckin' brains,
brawn and brass balls,
I cut'em off,
and got'em pickled
and bronzed
in a glass jar
inside of
a hall
with
my framed autographed
sunglasses
with Elton John's name on
my GLAAD (1)
wall,
I'm out the
closet,
I've been
lyin' my ass off
All this time
me and Dre
been fuckin'
with hats off
[Dr. Dre]
Suck it, Marshall!
So tell Laura
(2)
and her
husband to
back off
before I push
this muthafuckin'
button and
blast off
and launch
one at these Russians
and that's
all
blow every
fuckin' thing
except Afghanistan
on the map off.
When will
it stop?
When will
I knock the crap off?
Hailie, tell
'em baby,
[Hailie]
My dad's lost
it!
[Ritornello
Eminem]
There's really
nothin' else
to say ha,
i can't explain it
[Hailie]
I think my
dad gone crazy!
[Eminem]
A little help
from Hailie Jade,
won't you
tell 'em baby?
[Hailie]
I think my
dad gone crazy!
[Eminem]
There's nothin'
you could do or say
that could
ever change me
[Hailie]
I think my
dad gone crazy!
[Eminem]
There's noone
on earth that
can save me,
not even Hailie
[Hailie]
I think my
dad gone crazy!
[Verso 2]
It's like
my mother always told me,
rana rana
rana rana rana rana rana
rana rana
rana and codeine and
goddammit
you little muthafucker
if you ain't
got nuthin' nice
to say then
don't say nuthin'
…..uh, fuck
that shit bitch
eat a muthafuckin'
dick,
chew on a
prick and lick a million
muthafuckin'
cocks per second,
I'd rather
put out
a muthafuckin'
gospel record
I'd rather
be a
pussy whipped
bitch,
eat pussy,
and have pussy
lips glued
to my face
with a clit ring
in my nose,
then
quit bringin'
my flows
quit
givin' me my ammo.
Can't you
see
why I'm so
mean?
If y'all leave
me alone
this wouldn't
be my M.O.
I wouldn't
have to go,
eenee, meenee,
meini, mo,
catch a homo
by his toe,
man I don't
know no more
am I the only
fuckin' one
who's normal
any more?
[Hailie]
Dad
[Ritornello]
[Verso 3]
My songs can
make you cry,
take you by
surprise at the same time,
can make you
dry your eyes
with the same
rhyme
see what you're
seein'
is a genius
at work,
which to me
isn't work,
so it's easy
to misinterpret it at first
cus when I
speak,
it's tongue-in-cheek
(3),
I'd yank my
fuckin' teeth
before I'd
ever bite my tongue
I'd slice
my gums,
get struck
by fuckin' lightning
twice at once
and die and
come back
as Vanilla Ice's son
and walk around
the rest
of my life
spit on,
and kicked
and hit
with shit
everytime I sung
like R. Kelly
as soon as
"Bump and
Grind" comes on.
More pain
inside of my brain
than the eyes
of a little girl
inside of
a plane
aimed at the
World Trade (4),
standin' on
Ronnie's grave (5),
screamin'
at the sky,
till clouds
gather,
it's Clyde
Mathers and Bonnie Jade (6)
and that's
pretty much
the gist of
it, the parents
are pissed
but the kids love it.
9 millimeter
heater stashed
in 2 seaters
with meat
cleavers
I don't blame
you,
I wouldn't
let Hailie
listen to
me neither...
[Ritornello]
[Outro - Eminem]
Crazy
[Hailie]
You're funny
daddy!