Louie Anderson....Is it actually possible for anyone to be so hideously ugly? Is it his weight? His up-turned pig nose? The enormous gap between his teeth?  Does his screechy voice somehow add to the whole mess? Who knows. All we know for sure, is that Louie Anderson is the one person that no one would ever want to see nude, no matter how demented they are...  In case you don't know who he is, Louie is the stand-up comic behind the old cartoon 'Life with Louie'. Now however, he is the host of the newest version of Family Feud.  Let's take a look at an average game of family feud, and see how Louie contributes....

Host: "Welcome to Family Feud, Here's your host Loooooooooooooooouuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee Andersooooooooooooooooon!"
Louie: (comes running out) "All riiiight!"
(As Louie gets closer and closer to his booth, we can see large patches of sweat appear on his clothes.  He is breathing heavily and begins to slow down. Right before he gets to his stand, he collapses and begins to roll around the ground moaning)

*15 Minutes Later*

Louie: "allright! *gasp* Let's...let's *wheeze* start the show."

*After a short period of gameplay*

Louie: "Allright nooooow....Our next category is: Things that could ruin a wedding. 'Elvira', you're first"
Elvira: "Ummm.....The bride could turn into a cow!" (begins screaming in delight. Family cheers her on)
Louie: "......show me: Bride will turn into a cow"
(buzzing sound)
Louie: "It's not up there....Of course it's not up there! What the hell is the matter with you?! Get the hell off my show!"
(Louie is breathing heavily again, and clutching at his heart)
Louie: "*gasp* Gimme a hotdog...... *ugh* I need a hotdog!!!!"

*5 minutes later*

Louie: "Okay......let's continue...Alfred it's your turn. What would ruin a wedding Alfred?"
Alfred: "Uhh...Okay...The snackbar could runout of food"
Louie: "WHAT?! Our Snack-bar ran out of food?! AHHH!!!!! HOTDOGS!!!"
(louie begins gnashing his teeth and smashing everything in sight. Suddenly, he turns to an audience member)
AM: "Louie, no! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Camera transmission lost*
 
 

Now, keep in mind, that was an AVERAGE game of Family Feud.  Sometimes things turn out even worse.  If you are thinking of going on the show, or being in the audience, for the love of god! Bring a HotDog to subdue Louie! It'll save your life!!!!!!