I hope you guys didn't eat yet, you'll see why in a second....
1. If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilys; would you recommend that she have an abortion?
(Read the next question before scrolling down to the answers)
2. It's time to elect the world leader and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:
Candidate A: Associates with crooked polititians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 - 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in collage and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.
Candidate C: He was decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramartial affairs.
Which one of these candidates would be your choice??
Decide first then read the below, no peeking!!!
Answers:
Question number 2 first!
Candidate A: Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B: Winston Churchill
Candidate C: Adolph Hitler
*I'm so funny*
And by the way:
The answer to question number one:
If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven! XD I AM evil!