Real Slim Shady, Please Shut Up

(May I have your attention please
May I have your attention please
Will the Real Slim Shady please shut up
I repeat, will the Real Slim Shady please shut up?
We're gonna have a problem here...)

Y'all like you've never heard a white person before
His rhymes are a bore, punk kid trying to be hard core
Well Marshall Mathers's back worse than before
Making us snore whining in the microphone
It's the return of the...oh wait, no wait, your a fool
You didn't pay money for this CD, did you?
And Dr. Dre did everything you idiot
Without Dre's beat beds you're as good as dead!
The world's hot enough of Eminem, chiggy jiggy
Even his girlfriend's cheating on him
Look at him, walking around, living off Dre, acting so cool
But he's really kinda weak though
Little twit blasts me on his new CD, why?
'Cause I turned him down for a date (hehe!)
As for the question of who came first
Was it Carson Daly, or was it Fred Durst?
I'm sorry Slim but, this is gonna hurt
They both came closer than you ever will, jerk
Your song is on my nerves, your song is on my nerves
You're kinda lucky 'cause you got more fame than you deserve
That is the message that I deliver to little kids
You can become famous and never know what talent is
Of course they're gonna like you, of course they do
You're like a cartoon version of Ricky Shroder on Silver Spoons
You ain't nothing than a product, packaged to be bought of
You know, a year from now you won't be thought of
So you're right about dead animals and cannibals
And some day you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals
And there's a million women just like me that think like me that all can see
That Slim Shady is just a boy dealing with puberty
So if you agree, scream loudly with me

You're Slim Shady, yes your the Real Shady
You sound like Peter Brady, you get quite irritating
So won't the Real Slim Shady please shut up, please shut up, please shut up
You're Slim Shady, yes your the Real Shady
You sound like Peter Brady, you get quite irritating
So won't the Real Slim Shady please shut up, please shut up, please shut up