You know your obsessed with Jack when...

¤ You make a Jack Sparrow site
¤ You yell at people when they forget the Captian
¤ You use the word Savvy a lot
¤ You take up a liking to Rum (or soda and pretend it is rum)
¤ You put on thick black eyeliner
¤ You start singin Yoho any chance you get
¤ You go up to your friend who loves apples but can't have them for some reason and take a big bite of one
¤ You continuously ask "Why is the Rum gone?"

Thanks to Raya for these!
¤ You write Jack Sparrow fanfiction like there's no tomorrow
¤ You read Jack Sparrow fanfiction like there's no tomorrow
¤ You draw sexy pictures of Jack in your spare time and title them things like " Tie me to the helm and have your nasty way with me"
¤ You are sorely tempted to make a Jack Sparrow inspired costume for Halloween
¤ You've spent over $150 on Captain Jack Sparrow swag on ebay.
¤ You buy an entire magazine if it has one nice picture of Jack Sparrow in it even if it's contents have no interest to you.
¤ You get your pirates obsessed friends together and make a PotC parody movie, doing things like comandeering waverunners and drinking iced-tea while dancing on a beach and singing "pirates life for me" at the top of your lungs.

Thank you KT for these!
¤ You try to bead your hair.
¤ You wear a red bandanna constantly.
¤ You start walking like the Captain.

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