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| You're so fat you tripped over 4th street and landed on 12th! You're so fat when you step on the scale it say "one at a time please" You're so fat you have stand in two time zones You're so fat when I tried to drive around you I ran out of gas You're so fat Bill Gate can't even pay for your tummy tuck You're so fat you fell and rocked yourself to sleep trying to get up again You're so fat you fell in love and broke it You're so fat when you layed on the beach the Whale Savers tried to push you back in You're so stupid you sold your car for gas money You're so stupid you tried to alphabetize M&Ms You're so old when I told you to act your own age you died You're so old your social security number is 1 You're so ugly the government moved Halloween to your birthday You're so ugly it took a beatician 12 hours... for a quote You're so ugly your wife/husband takes you to work so he doesn't have to kiss you goodbye You're so poor you can't even afford to pay attention You're so bald people can see whats on your mind You're so bald you took a shower and got brain-washed You're so smelly that poo is glad to escape You're so dirty that a sewage facility banned you because of sanitation worries You're so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import your bath water for chemical weapons You're so stupid that you bought a solar-powered flashlight You're so stupid that you asked,"Whats the number for 911?" You're so fat that you're fat on both sides of the family You're so ugly that when you were born your mother said,"What a treasure!" and your father said,"Let go bury it." You're so fat that I have to take a train and plane to get to your good side You're so stupid that it took you 2hrs to watch 60min You're so poor that you have to lick other peoples fingers at KFC. You're so fat that the scale says to be continued You're so fat that a picture of you fell of the wall You're so ugly that you put the boogie man out of business You're so stupid that when your son was born and you saw his umbilical cord you said,"Hey cable T.V!" You're so stupid, I saw you yelling in an envelope, asked what you were doing, and you said "I'm sending voicemail" You're so stupid that if I paid a penny for your intellegence, I'd get change You're so ugly that if you went in a haunted house you'd get a pay check You're so stupid that you went to work at the M&M's factory and through out all the W's |
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| You're so stupid that you put under "Education" on yourjob apllication, you put "Hooked on Phonics." You're so stupid that you stole free bread You're so stupid that you got stabbed in a shoot-out You're so lazy that you have a remote just to operate your remote You're so small that you got your ear pierced and you died Your'e so fat that I have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get you through You're so old that your birth certifacate says expired on it |
