They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
The blonde couldn't go water skiing because she couldn't find a lake with a slope on it.
The blonde thought the capital of California was "C".
The blonde returned a scarf because she thought it was too tight.
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet in the summer?
Last winters hide and go seek game.
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes ?
Knock on the hatch
What do you call ablonde behind a steering wheel.
Air bag.
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run!!
She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?
It's clogged up with paperplates.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Blue.
Why don't blondes know how to write the number "11"?
They don't know which "1" comes first!
How does a blond kill a fish?
She drowns it.
How does a blond kill a bird?
She throws it off a cliff
Why does a blonde drive a BMW?
Cuz she can spell it...
What do you call a blonde holding a balloon
Siamese twins
How is a blonde like a a bottle?
They're both empty from the neck up
-Her door was locked!