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How do you regonize a blonde in school?
They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

The blonde couldn't go water skiing because she couldn't find a lake with a slope on it.

The blonde thought the capital of California was "C".

The blonde returned a scarf because she thought it was too tight.

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet in the summer?
Last winters hide and go seek game.

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes ?
Knock on the hatch

What do you call ablonde behind a steering wheel.
Air bag.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run!!
She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?
It's clogged up with paperplates.

How do you confuse a blonde?
Blue.

Why don't blondes know how to write the number "11"?
They don't know which "1" comes first!

How does a blond kill a fish?
She drowns it.

How does a blond kill a bird?
She throws it off a cliff

Why does a blonde drive a BMW?
Cuz she can spell it...

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon
Siamese twins

How is a blonde like a a bottle?
They're both empty from the neck up
There was a red head, brunette, and a blonde driving in a convertible car. They were driving too fast and flew over a guard rail and they landed in a river. The red head and the brunette floated up to the surface. Why didn't the blonde?

-Her door was locked!