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These aren't my favorite, but I decided to
put them up anyway. 
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
~Ambrose Bierce (1842~1914)

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.    
~Samuel Johnson (1709~1784)

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
~Antoine de Saint-Exupery

True friends stab you in the front.
~Oscar Wilde

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
~Mark Twain (1835~1910)

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
~George Bernard Shaw

This life is worth living, we can say, since it is what we make it.   
~William James

Wherever they burn books they will also in the end, burn human beings.
~Heinrich Heine, German author (1797~1856)

Life is like a landscape.  You live in the midst of it but can describe it only from the vantage point of distance.
~Charles A. Lindbergh (1902~1974)

Ideas won't keep; something must be done about them.
~Alfred North Whitehead, English philosopher and mathematician (1861~1947)

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
~Will Rogers, US humorist, actor, writer (1879~1935)

One of the parodoxes of war is that those in the rear want to get up into the fight, while those in the lines want to get out.
~Ernie Pyle

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.     ~Winston Churchill

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
~Oscar Wilde

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibility, while bad people will find around the laws.
~Plato (427~327 BC)

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. 
~Ian L. Fleming (1908~1964)

I am ready to meet my maker.  Whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
~Winston Churchill

I have not failed.  I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas Alva Edison (1847~1931)

Well done is better than well said.
~Benjamin Franklin

If stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us out?
~Will Rogers

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
~Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841~1935)

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.
~Plato (427~347 BC)

Plato was a bore.     ~Friedrich Nietzsche (1844~1900)

Nietzshe was stupid and abnormal.     ~Leo Tolstoy (1828~1910)

I'm not going to get into ring with Tolstoy.
~Ernest Hemingway (1899~1961)

Hemmingway was a jerk.     ~Harold Robbins

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
~Derek Bok

Don't let school interfer with your education.
~Mark Twain

Courage is grace under pressure.
~Ernest Hemmingway

True courage is not the brutal force of vulgar heroes, but the firm resolve of virtue and reason.
~Alfred North Whitehead

I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by my making me hate him.
~Booker T. Washington

What I do is all that concerns me, not what people think.
~R.W. Emerson

If a man does not keep pace with his companions perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer.  Let him step to the music he hears, however measured or far way.         
~Henry David Thoreau

Blessed are those that give without remembering and take without forgetting.
~ Elizabeth Bibesco

Never speak ill of yourself; your friends will say enough on that subject.

When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
~Benjamin Disraeli, 1st Earl of Beaconsfield (1804~1881) British statesman, author, considered founder of modern Conservative party