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IMPORTANT WARNING!
For Those Who Have Been Drawn Unsuspectingly Into the Use of Bread:

1. More than 98% of the inmates in American prisons are now bread users.

2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardised tests.

3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectantcy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth, and diseases such as the typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. More than 90% of violent crimes in America are now committed within 24 hours of eating bread.

5. Bread is made from a substance called "dough". It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average person eats more bread than that in one month!

6. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.

7. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after as little as two days.

8. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to harder items such as butter, jam, peanut butter, etc.

9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90% water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey, bread-pudding person.

10. Most bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

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