- Marcy Holland, friend since nursery school, and partner in the My Little Pony
crime circles
"Alyssa is a wild and crazy chick that looks to have fun at all costs!"
- Mike Shea, owns a pair of boxers that glow "Hot Stuff" on them in the dark
which I gave to him, but which my mom picked out
"Alyssa is good stock."
- Grams, not my Grams, but Jen's
"Alyssa is cool! She can even wiggle her eyeballs, a rare talent that not many people can do."
- Sara Leaman, a cool girl who likes to make Egon and The Cubicles music videos
"look professional."
"Alyssa is 'cool sh**'"
- Ben, man of few words, but many computer signatures
"A wonderfully strange gal who has no appetite for vodka."
- Tristan Goodall, partner in (sex) crimes
"Alyssa is a superfly groove-groove milkshake ride. Refreshing and rewarding. Highly recommended."
- Timh, he has a fairy in his pocket which tends to somehow make the world better. . .it
also kind of makes you wonder
"I wish I had a million dollars, I could buy a flying car and a space ship. . .ohh yeah, Alyssa is a skank"
- Declan, ex-boyfriend after that comment
"Alyssa sleep in my bed. That was supposed to be sleeps. Not sleep. I'm stoned. Can't type."
- Chris, supposedly, though there have been reports that it was actually Ben who said this.
It is still under investigation
"Alyssa is gay."
-Mikey, ex-MTV grunt worker, now writes porn copy based on me. . .
"Alyssa has comfy boobs."
- Daria, she has comfy boobs too.
"Alyssa is a bundle of humor, openness, and mysterious creativity, all twisted into a whirlpool of her uniqueness and down-to-earth existance."
- Eleanor "Super Beamer" Halgren, the best DECA partner ever, and there's a piece of trash
out there who thinks that someone who is so cool needs to be slapped with a
restraining order. Well Trash, we all know you're only doing it because
she's cooler than you ever could dream of being. I feel bad for you Trash,
I really really do.
"Alyssa is a fine piece of white meat. She also happens to be wise beyond her years. I have given her four stars. . .and all four inches."
- Herve Villachez, I think it's actually someone else in a Villachez disguise. . .