Note from Echo: Psycho is a friend of ours and we thought these were funny so she let us put them up, most of them have nothing to do with Newsies.

Psycho Girl's Comments on Comments


Margo: You have problems.
Lamont: I'm aware of that.
-Alex Baldwin and some lady in The Shadow
"You know, Lamont and I have a lot in common. Brooklyn tells me that at least 10 times a everyday. Besides who cares if he has problems! He's hot!" Psycho

"Next time you can be on top." -Alex Baldwin The Shadow
"Um, eeeeww! Talk about problems. Exactly how many takes did it take for him to say that without laughing. My guess, at least 100." -Psycho

Echo: Let's call the waxer dude, Blink!
Everyone who heard about it: Why?
"Please excuse Echo. She has some serious mental difficulties. We're trying to get her some help, but her last psychiatrist jumped out a window." -Psycho (Echo: Yep, that's me! But uh... what last psychiatrist? Oh, and I'm not the one having dreams about me making out with "Elmo"!)

(Evil laughter for no reason) -Alex Baldwin, The Shadow
"This guy thinks everything and anything is funny, and then when something is really funny, he doesn't even notice. Twisted sense of humor." -Psycho (Echo: Actually, I thought that one dude shooting the air was kind of funny.)

"Are you sure you're not dead?" -Alec Baldwin, The Shadow
"Shouldn't you be sure? You're having dinner with him. If he was dead, he wouldn't be very appetizing." -Psycho (Echo: Uh... Psycho. Please don't say that... it don't sound right. If you get my drift. *hint hint nudge nudge*)

Brooklyn: Psycho, you have problems.
Psycho: I'm aware of that.
"That sounds really familiar. Where have I heard that before?" -Psycho (Echo: Short term memory?)

Misty: Let me teach you double talk.
Everybody: Okay.
Misty: ouble double alk talk. Get it.
Everybody: Yeah
Echo: Hey, say Adam, Kate!
Psycho: Dam Adam Ate Kate... Oh my God!
Kate: Would you guys shut up! Shut up!
"I can't wait to tell Adam (Dice's bf) what he did. I think he'll be surprised. I can't describe the look on Kate's face when I said it. Lets just say she wasn't happy with me for letting the cat out of the bag early. *evil laugh*" -Psycho

"No! I'm not drawing KKK guys and confederate fags, I mean flags on my paper!" -Echo
"I always knew it! Keith is a confederate fag." -Psycho (Echo: I meant to say flag!)

"I meant to say fag not flag!" -Echo
"Echo, you did say fag." -Psycho (Echo: I messed that one up to, so sue me!)

"Hey, you made me loose my pace!" -Echo
"P-L-A-C-E! You got a thing against L's, don't ya?" -Psycho

Brooklyn: Hi Psycho.
Psycho: Hi.
Brooklyn: Dang it!
Psycho: What?
Brooklyn: I said it right.
"It's really sad, we try to mess up and we can't. We don't wanna mess up and we do. Only in America." -Psycho

"Since when is Bill Clinton our president?!" -Echo
"Please excuse her, she doesn't get out much." -Psycho (Echo: Oh shut up.)

"I'll help you with the now, but for how" (Confused look) -Psycho trying to sing Spirit Thing and failing
"See what I mean, I wanna get it right and I can't. But when I try to get it wrong, I can't." -Psycho

"Just give me 2 minutes of peace." [Someone give him a peace sign] (In a I-really-don't-wanna-be-nice-but-I-have-to, voice) "Yeah, right. Peace." -Peter Furley, Newsboys
"It must be real annoying not to be able to express your true feelings. Annoying to you, but funny to the rest of us." -Psycho

"I am now stupid." -Echo (Yep, that would be me... sadly.)
"Actually, I get the feeling you've always been stupid. Now doesn't change a thing." -Psycho (Echo: No, I haven't always been stupid. I developed my stupidity from educational videos, school, Brody, and arguing with my brother about boats flying and whether or not the sky is aqua... so ha! And anyway, that doesn't make sense. 'Now doesn't change a thing'? You sound like that Spanish song we translated. Made no sense at all.)

"If we only had some clear paint." -Jerry, Psycho's brother (he was trying to imply that we could turn wood into glass with clear paint)
"Sorry, that won't work. Would be kinda cool though. Paint yourself with clear paint and stand infront of someone. Watching them slam into thin air would be hilarious." -Pscyho (Echo: Yes, actually it would... hehe. Imagine all the ways we could annoy Brody... such lovely thoughts. We could scare the crap outta him.)

"Echo calls everyone Echo, except herself. I am Echo, Brooklyn is Echo, adn here's a real weird one, Echo's brother IS Echo. Talk about a weird family." -Psycho (Echo: Oh shut up! I was having a bad... couple of weeks!)

"Why don't you pull out your knife and shoot him." -Echo
"Here's a lesson in knife/fun saftly. Yeah, sure I won't. I don't have a fun, or a knife, and knives don't shoot." -Psycho (Echo: Yes they do! Keith even says so! Oh, bad example... note to self, don't use person who thinks boats can fly as an example for logic.. but they do! There's a fun that's a knife/gun combination in one of Brooklyn's sword magazines! Woah... that just made me thing of something.. *stifles laughs* not the point... knives can shoot! Sort of.. who cares if that wasn't what I was talking about! I made a typo! I mean... well, I said it wrong. Oh, now you got me babbling!)

"We'd see who jerked who." -Rachel, Animorphs
"Is it just me of does she have serious problems? It's my experience that when you get jerked, you usually know who did it to who. What is she on?" -Psycho

Michael: Sara, you love me, right?
Sara: No.(Echo:Really Psycho, I'd think your answer would be a little more colorful! It's Michael you're talking to here! My answer would consist of slamming him up against the lockers. haha)
"If you knew the guy you'd understand. I like him as a friend (Echo: Thus, the nickname Psycho), but he isn't exactly my type. I like guys who are able to eat without getting food all over themselves. I mean, he's 16 for heavens sake!" -Psycho

"Excuse me... jerk!" -Echo
"Echo, you just can't be completely nice can you? (Echo: Sure I can you moron!) You always have to screw it up." -Psycho

"Psycho could be a guy." -Not sure who said it first
"NO! She can't. I could never pass as a guy. Maybe a gay guy, but not a normal one." -Psycho

"You can hate someone and still not like them very much." -Kisa
"Yeah, I know. I do that every day. *cough*Brody*cough*" -Psycho

"No matter how far down you turn the cold water knob in the shower, the water will not stop scalding you." -Kisa
"Hey! That's not funny. I've done that before! (on accident of course.)" -Psycho

"Falling in love is a wonderful feeling however falling on your face off the back of risers is not." -Angel
"You're right. But I kinda enjoy watching other people fall off risers." -Psycho

"If you blame something on your brother, and you have no brother you will be caught." -me (Psycho)
"Don't ask how I know this, I just do." -Psycho

"Having Dr Pepper come out your nose really hurts." me (Psycho)
"Milk isn't exactly nice either. (Is it Echo?)" -Psycho (Echo: Oh shut up!)

"True love conquers all, except true hate." -me (Psycho)
"Sorry, that's a comment all by itself." -Psycho

Gene trying to ask if I think some guy is guilty of murder: "Did or did he do it!" -Gene
"Um, that was kinda repetitive. I'm not sure Gene, what do you think?" -Psycho

"Do you think it is possible for someone to get dumber while watching an educational video?" -Brooklyn
"That explains so much: (Like why Keith thinks boats can fly.) Our school really does make ua stupider. I's a gonna gradgeeate from Turpin hi scool! Probly wit onhers! See! What did I tell you?! It's starting already." -Psycho

"My shirt is blue!" -some guy #1 on stupid art 'educational video'.

"Actually, I don't think it was. And that guy sounded like a cross between Adam Sandler and Jim Carrey when they are doing their 'help I'm a nerd' voices." -Psycho

"It's smooth like mayonnaise, only solid and doesn't taste good on sandwiches." -stupid guy #2 on stupid video
"This guy was deffinately on something. I don't know, or want to know what he was talkin' about! - Psycho

"What was that? Oh wow! Sandpaper!" -Stupid guy #3 on stupid video (Echo: actually, it's stupid guy #1)
"Oh, my GOSH! Sandpaper! Who would have guessed. With people like that you never know." -Psycho

"No one wants to be me!" -Echo
"You're right we don't! You suck! " -Psycho

background info: It is 450 miles from Turpin to commerce. Amanda is my little sister.
Amanda: Dad when are you going to go get sister?
Dad: Tomorrow.
Amanda: But why don't you just go now? It's only 7 miles.
"7 miles? I wish! You ride for 7 hours (or longer) in a car. You really do wish it was 7 miles." -Psycho

Kevy (Kevin Richardson): The five of the fellas... the five of the fellas?
Psycho: Um, Kevy. You are the 5th fella. Next time might I recommend just saying "the other 4 guys." Course, you really are adorable when you mess up.

Person with really sorry site who makes fun of people she doesn't know: "I like to give people a chance."
Psycho: Excuse me! If you believe that, mabbe you should look up "chance" in a dictionary. (Can you tell I don't like this person.)

Brooklyn pointing at Nick Carter: Look! It's Rosie O'Donnell!
Psycho: Yeah, it is.
Psycho: Hey! It was a bad day! You know, Rosie/Nick, Nick/Rosie. Same difference! What's really sad isn't that she said it, but that I agreed with her. (Echo: *mutters underbreath* Nick/Rosie, Rosie/Nick same difference?! Don't talk about my Nick that way!)

Ax: Cussing doesn't make you sound tough.
Psycho: I agree, I'd be much more frightened of someone who ran up and instead of cussing me out, calls me a meanu, stupid hear. I honestly wouldn't know what to say. (Note: I really do agree with Ax. It's true, I wouldn't scared of someone who cussed me out.)

"Don't look back. They may be gaining on you." -A birthday card for Echo.
Psycho: Yeah, kinda reminds you of Turpin, (Echo: Yep)

Kaye: You're down and screwed.
Psycho: Kaye! If I didn't know what you were talking about! And to Echo too. The shame of it. (Echo: Psycho... don't start.)

Guy in science class: Look a teletubby!
Psycho: Actually that's an andalite. Have you ever seen a big, horselike, sharp tailed, teletubby?

"I seem to remember having to morph the grizzly bear, only to have you come along and slice me up like a pepperoni pizza. Slice me up like I was a hunk of cheese." -Rachel in Animorphs by K.A. Applegate
"So basically you're saying that he cut the cheese, right? I was wondering waht that horrible smell was. Gee, thanks Tobias! I think you killed the dog!" -Psycho Girl

(Mortal Kombat comments)

"Let's dance." -Linden Ashly (Mortal Kombat duh!)
"Let's not. You're obsessed with dancing. No one wants to dance with you!" -Psycho

"Vengence, that is so much simpler." -Christopher Lambert
"Yeah, actually it is." (Note on Christopher Lambert: I love his voice!) -Psycho

[Robin Shou's character throws Johnny's bag off the dock]
"Thank God I didn't ask him to park the car." -Linden Ashley
"Yeah, God only knows what he would do with a car." -Psycho

"My sincere apologies." -Cary-Hiroyuki Taqawa
"If that's sincere, I'm Brian Littrell." Psycho

"A handfull of people, on a leaky boat are gonna save the world." -Bridgett Wilson
"That is kinda poetic. Ain't it?" -Psycho

"Do I look like your secretary?" -Bridgett Wilson
"No, she has shorter hair and a big mole." -Psycho

"When a woman looks at you like that, it usually means something." -Linden Ashby
"And what exactly does it mean? You think you know everything. Typical male." -Psycho

"It's not her mind you're admirering." -Robin Shou
"Johnny Cage is a chovinist pig. Bet hey, he's hot!" -Psycho

"I do not fail." -Prince Goro
"I guess males are all the same, no matter what the species." -Psycho

"Katana, went this way." -Linden Ashby

"Then why are the cobwebs still covering the door ways?" -Psycho

"I'm in a hostile envirement, I'm completely unprepared, I'm surrounded by people who probably wanna kick my ass. It's like being back in high school!" -Linden Ashby
"I know exactly how ya feel!" -Psycho

(Normal quotes from lots of places)
"It's the same sun as here!" -Sarah Jacobs (Ele Keats) Newsies
"Oh, yeah really! You think?! What an idiot!" -Psycho

"Insanity run in the family, it practically gallops." -Cary Grant Arsonic and Old Lace
"Don't be discouraged. Everything has to stop galloping sometime." -Psycho

"I'm not a Brewster! I'm the son of a sea cook!" -Cary Grant Arsonic and Old Lace
"Yeah, sure whatever you have to tell yourself." -Psycho

"He's my cousin. We've been in the group together for 4 years, but he's my cousin. I've known him all my life." -Kevin Richardson of Backstreet Boys
"Okay, we got it the first time. You sound like a broken record. But he is younger, you've known him all HIS life. Guys are so stupid." -Psycho

"We was beat when we was born." -Jack Kelly (Christian Bale) Newsies
"Oh don't say that! It'll make me cry again!" -Psycho

"It's this brain of mine, it's always making mistakes, it's got a mind of it's own." -Crutchy (Marty Belafasky) Newsies
"That was a very masculine thing to say. Guys all have two brains, one they just use more than others. (Comments to ones self: Yes, that sounds nasty.)" -Psycho

"Stop! You're hurting him!" -Sarah Jacobs (Ele Keats) Newsies
"Well, duh! I kinda think that was the point!" -Psycho

"I feel like a corn cob." -Brian Littrell of Backstreet Boys
"Exactly how does a corn cob feel? Can you say something a little dumber?" -Psycho

"Never fear, Brooklyn is here." -Spot Conlon (Gabriel Damon) Newsies
"Actually, that frightens me more! Thanks Spot!" -Psycho

"Did you miss me?" -Antonio Banderas The Mask of Zorro
"Yes! Where on Earth were you?!" -Psycho

"Do you know how to use that thing?"
"Yes, the sharp end goes into the other man!" -Anthony Hopkins and Antonio Banderas The Mask of Zorro
"Oh boy! If I didn't know what you were talking about....!" -Psycho

"Where am I? Oh, here I am!" -Dr. Einstain Arsonic and Old Lace
"Hum, smart guy. Where did you go to school" (Echo: My school maybe?) -Psycho

"Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug." -Mary Chapen Carpenter
"Especially if your parachute doesn't work." -Psycho

"If I can learn to do it." -Anastasia
"Oh, that sounds very Disney like." -Psycho (Echo: Well, Disney does have kids smoking in Newsies, and in Aladdin it there's a line in the background that doesn't sound to good, and in the Little Mermaid the preacher is um... never mind... besides, Anastasia isn't a Disney movie!)

"Let's soak 'em!" -Jack Kelly (Christian Bale) Newsies
"Why? Are they stained?" -Psycho

"Jack, this is where we first met!" -Kate Winslet Titanic
"Good time to think of that!" -Psycho

"Put your hands on my Jack." -Kate Winslet Titanic
"And if he doesn't?" -Psycho

"Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exsist." -Cary Elwes The Princess Bride
"See, that's what ya get for thinkin'." -Psycho

"Are you married?"
"Not last time I checked." -Reporter and Brian Littrell of BSB
"And when exactly was that, pray tell?" -Psycho (Echo: Yes, Psycho, we all know you are in love with him."

"I'm kickin' my ass!" -Jim Carrey Liar Liar
"And they say I'm crazy! Were you dropped on your head as a child?" -Psycho

"I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!" -Valorie The Princess Bride
"I'd say that is still open for question." -Psycho

"You've been mostly dead all day." -Andre the Giant The Princess Bride
"Now that IS talent! Wish I could do that!" -Psycho

"Do you know who you are?!" -Echo
"Not a clue! Do you?" -Psycho

"Noooo! They're all going to laugh at you!" -Adam Sandler
"Yeah, probably so!" -Psycho

"I lost my train of thought." -Psycho's mom
"Did it crash?" -Psycho

"What is a train of thought anyway? Is it a train with thoughts on it? Angie thinks so!" -Her mom again
"Cute. Poor Angie! I know she was dropped down some stairs, it must have caused phsychological problems." -Psycho

"He's nothing like me, Darlin' why can't you see?" -Backstreet Boys
"Because I lost a contact." -Psycho

"I want your lovin' and I want it right now!" -Backstreet Boys
"Not even a little bit demanding are we?" -Psycho

"You only say never because no one ever has before." -Cary Elwes The Princess Bride
"I didn't say anything but do me a favor, don't ever speak again." -Psycho

"Drunk? I wish I were!" [He passes out after he says that.] -Francis Heron The Moon in the Water by Pamela Belle
"We all wish you were drunk." -Psycho

"Is this the party to whom I am speaking?" -Laughout
"No, this is their neighbor, can I take a message?" -Psycho

"Are you pulling the sheep over my eyes?" -Dagwood (Peter Deluise) from Sea Quest
"No, I'm pulling the sheperd over your eyes. He covers more than a stupid sheep." -Psycho

"Look at your face!" -Psycho said this one.
"I usually don't comment on myself, but, Duh Psycho!" -Psycho

"You're not as stupid as we are!" -Echo
"Oh yeah? Who asked who to look at their own face?" -Psycho

"I can't help it if I'm... no I'm not!" -Echo (I was going to say "I can't help it if I'm stupid but then I decided I wasn't.)
"Maybe not stupid, just really SLOW!" -Psycho

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