Author's note: Okay, the Newsies belong to Disney (like, duh!). And Echo (Cowgirl) did not write this, and I'm not just saying that because I don't want you to know it's me. I know it sucks! But Brooklyn stole the paper the poem was written on from me and said she was going to put it on the website and I tried everything to get it back! I even held one of my friend's Garfield keychains hostage! That didn't work, but taking out Brooklyn's ponytail did! But I told her I would put it on the page so I'm keeping my promise. I know it's a horrible poem, but I'm proud of it because 1. It rhymes. 2. It makes sense. and 3. I wrote this as a speech assignment type thing and I didn't have to make up words to make it rhyme unlike some people. Oh yeah, I didn't make fun of any real people I've never even talked to like some shallow cheerleader I could name. Anyway, it's my poem and if you use it without my permission...... what am I saying?! This poem sucks, you won't steal it.

The Gang
By: Not Echo!


Jack is a cute little cowboy,
who is bound for Santa Fe,
Sarah is obsessed with the sun,
in a most peculiar way,
David is Sarah's brother,
he's in love with a reporter they say.

Blink has a patch like a pirate,
that goes with a gorgeous smile,
Spot is an egotistical jerk,
girls want to make out with him for a while,
Poor Bumlets is dead and in heaven now,
but he sure could dance and with style.

Les drinks beer for a quarter,
and plays with his little wood sword,
Dutchy has trouble spelling strike,
even though it's not a difficult word,
Snyder is a corrupt warden,
who I don't think worships the Lord.

Boots is the kid that's scared of Spot,
although intelligent it is not,
Medda is a beautiful actress,
the newsies attention she's always got,
Race is addicted to gambling,
therefore his cigars are stolen not bought.

Oscar calls Snipeshooter a 'lousy little shrimp',
Crutchy is the one Tenpin calls a gimp,
Seitz is kind of cool,
but Jonathan is a little pimp,
and if I ever get my hands on Monahan,
he'll soon walk with a limp.

Then there's Oscar and there's Morris,
brains just one thing they lack,
and last, the worst (who should be in a hearse) Pulitzer,
who needs to cut the newsies some slack.

And these are the people in Newsies,
though I may have skipped one or two,
but don't be discouraged,
this poem is almost through.

In closing I must decide,
that this poem really bites!

I would tell you to e-mail me and say what you think, but I know what you think. So please don't tell me what you think! As for all you Dave fans out there, don't take it personal, it rhymed, okay?! And all you Gabe babes, YES I think Spot is an egotistical jerk! Even Brooklyn admits it! I've never met Gabriel Damon, he's probably pretty bombos (and good-looking), but Spot Conlon is an egotistical jerk! Face it! I have nothing against Ele Keats, but you guys have got to admit her character was a little um..... out of it. = D

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