Salad Anyone?

By: Coneflower

Carrot Crutchy opened the food slot to Celery Jack's cel. "I stole some fertilizer off Squash Snyder's plate. It's the good stuff, not the cheap dollar stuff we get." Celery Jack takes the fertilizer, and sits back down.

Carrot Crutchy cries, "I'm a horrible vegetable. I ratted you out!"

A halo appears over Celery Jack's head. "You are forgiven, my child." All holy Celery Jack replies.

*I sit in a theater eating popcorn and thinking oddly about how good Jack looks as celery.*

"I deserve to be eaten!" Carrot Crutchy cried, running off.

*I'm still eating popcorn "I wonder if I could buy me some Jack at the store…mMmMm…"*

Scene changes to Celery Jack with new leaves on. Cucumber David approaches Celery Jack. "I'd hit you if I had arms!"

* "Uh…." *

Scene changes again. All the newsies are standing around a grave. The all holy Celery Jack performs the service. "He was a good carrot."

Asparagus Spot breaks down in tears. "He shouldn't have feared, I should have been there."

*Did I miss something? Oh well. I chop down on something, but realize it's a carrot. "ACK! I'm eating Crutchy!"*

Just then, a giant Les bunny hops into the scene and starts to eat the newsies. He's chops down on Mushroom Mush's head. "AHHH! My hair!" Giant Les bunny swallows Tomato Snipeshooter. Poor Tomato Snipes.

*I get to thinking… "Y'know, all the newsies make a salad". Somehow I appear in my living room with the tv on*

"Hi, my name is Bryan Denton and we're going to make a salad today." Denton pours all the vegetable newsies into a bowl. "Medda, will you have a taste." Medda comes on screen, and takes a bite out of the screaming vegetable newsies.

*I scream "YOU'RE EATING THE NEWSIES!!!" at the tv*

Medda says, "Opps" and Denton goes, "Sorry" then eats a cucumber which use to be David.

*I turn the tv off before I chock.*