Books You Shan't Find In Any Bookstore...

At least, we're pretty sure...
(BA = Baroness Austen ; CA = Citoyenne Ainsley (me!) Many thanks to BA for the idea and the first several of these entries. Sadly, some are still lost in the pit of desolation that is known as my backpack. Don't worry, I'll find them eventually... I hope...)

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* "Love Thy Neighbor" a collection of tales as related by a French mob. (BA)

* "How to Create a Perfect Marriage" by Sir Percy Blakeney and Lady Marguerite Blakeney(BA)

* "Dress for Success" by Citizen Armand Chauvelin (BA)

* "How to Keep a Secret" by Armand St. Just (BA)

* "How to Catch the Pimpernel in Three Easy Steps" by Armand Chauvelin (BA)

* "Creative Ways to Appreciate Your Mother-in-Law" by Sir Andrew Ffoulkes (BA)

* "The Importance of Being Civil" by the Comtesse de Tournay (BA)

* "Revolution First, Buttons Later" by Citizen Robespierre (BA)

* "Proper Ettiquette in the Use of Language" by Citizen Heron (CA)

* "101 Reasons Sir Percy Blakeney is Annoying" by Baroness Orczy (CA)

* "Rule Your Country First, Party Later" by the Prince of Wales (CA)

* "Cravats: the Bane of England" by Sir Percy Blakeney (CA)

* "Jews: the Best Ethnic Group There Is" by Armand Chauvelin (CA)

* French Actresses: The Scum of the Street" by Percy Blakeney and Armand St. Just. (CA)
AND WATCH FOR ITS SEQUEL...
* "French Women: How to Ruin Your Life" Various tales from League members (CA)

* "Oh, I Was Cruel and Evil" an autobiography of Suzanne Ffoulkes (CA)

* "How to Be an Important League Member" by Sir Philip Gynde (CA)

* "Let the Butterflies Fly Free!" by Elton (CA)

* "Humilty: the Best Virtue" by Sergent Bibot (CA)

* "Brits and Frenchies: Neighbors and Equals" by Jellyband (CA)

* "Loving Your Father-in-Law" by Lord Tony Dewhurst (CA)

* "Ten Steps to Becoming a Calmer, Less Impulsive Person" by Armand St. Just, and foreward by Lady Blakeney (CA)

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