Crazy For Doug
By Citoyeness Ainsley
and Baroness Austen
Sung to the tune of "Crazy for You" by Madonna
Swayin' Margot as the musical starts
Chauvie's making the most of the dark
Two by two their bodies lose their heads
I see Doug sitting in his chair
Can't he feel the weight of my stare?
He's so close but still an orchestra pit away
What I'm being chopped to say is that
[Chorus] I'm crazy for Dougie
Unzip my straight jacket and you'll know it's true
I never wanted Chauvelin like this
It's all brand new
I'm in utter bliss
I hope he is too!
Trying hard to control my heart
I catapult over the orchestra pit
And land face-flat on the blessed stage
Slowly now, the security guards begin to move
I can tell the bounders don't approve
But who cares, I finally got on the stage
Margot's in a rage!
Chorus 2X
Fade