Chauvie the Frenchman
by Citoyenne Ainsley
and Baroness Austen
Sung to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman"
Chauvie the Frenchman
Was a bit obsessed with death
He wore too much black, put traitors on the rack
And listen as they gasped for breath!
Oh!
Chauvie the Frenchman
Could not keep a single girl
Margot let him drop for an English fop
Who was as attractive as a pearl!