Frou-Frou High
By Citoyenne Ainsley and Baroness Austen

Sung to the tune of "Rainbow High" from the musical Evita.
There again, I've more to do than simply fluff my frou-frou
I haven't started
Let's get my wardrobe looking foppish
Let's make it obvious
Percy's awfully breathtaking

Eyes, wigs, foppish image
Dress, voice, style, movement
Hands, magic, rings, glamour
Face, diamonds, excitement, image

I save lots of people
They need to adore me
You'd Christian Dior me
But she ain't been born yet.
I need to be dazzling, I need to be frou-frou high!
They must have excitement
And so must I!

Eyes, wigs, foppish image
Dress, voice, style, movement

I'm their poet
It's vital they know it
Without frou-frou I'm not fit
That much everyone knows
I need to be thrilling, I need to be frou-frou high!
They need their escape
Provided by I!

Eyes, wigs, foppish image
Dress, voice, style, movement
Hands, magic, rings, glamour
Face, diamonds, excitement, image

All my Frenchie aristos expect me to outwit the enemy
I won't disappoint them!

I'm their savior
That's what they call me
So Chauvie may hate me
But no one likes him!
Just make me fantastic, I have to be frou-frou high!
In magical colors...

You're not decorating a girl for a night on the town
And I'm not a baronet just getting kicks with a crown
Next stop will be Paris
The frou-frou's gunna tour
Dressed up somewhere to go
We'll knock off Chau-Chau!

Look out, mighty Paris
Because, you outta know
What you're gunna get in me
Just a little touch of
Just a little touch of
England's foppish brand of star quality!
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