Congratulations... I think... You have selected Armand St. Just, brother of the famous actress. Let’s get him on the phone.
“Hello, Armand St. Just?”
“Yes?”
“This is the SP Dating Game, and you’ve won...”
“Wait, what time is it?” (There is a short pause as he looks at a clock.) “OH MY GOSH! My favorite soap is on! I have to go! Bye!”
He hangs up. Sorry.
Thank you for playing the SP Dating Game!