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| DUMB BLOND JOKES | |
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| Question: How do you confuse a blond? Answer: You cant,their born that way. |
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| Question: How can you tell if a blond writes mysteries? Answer: She has a checkbook. |
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| Question: What do U.F.O's and smart blonds have in common? Answer: You keep hearing about them,but never see any. |
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| Question: What do you call a blond behide a steering wheel? Answer: An air bag. |
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| Question: How do you drown a blond? Answer: Put a mirror at the bottem of a pool. |
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| Question: How do you keep a blond busy? Answer: Write "please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper. |
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| Question: Why cant the blond make ice cubes? Answer: She loss the receipt. |
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| Question: What do you call a blond with half a brain? Answer: Gifted. |
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| Question: How do you hit a blond with never knowing it? Answer: With a though. |
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| Question: What is the advantages of being married to a blond? Answer: You can park in the handicapped zone. |
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| Question: What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Answer: Pull the pin and throw it back. |
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