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Question: Why did the blond climb over the glass wall?

Answer: To see what was on the other side.

Question: What is a blond doing when she is holding her hands over her ears?

Answer: Trying to hold onto a thought.

Question: why did the blond have blisters on her lips?

Answer: From tring to blow out a lightbulb.

Question: Why did the blond climb up on the roof of the bar?

Answer: She heard that the drinks where on the house.

Question: Why don't Blonds eat jello?

Answer: They cant figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.

Question: How many blonds does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Answer: Five, one to make the batter and four to peel the smarties.

Question: Why did the blond get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

Answer: Because on the box it said from 2-4 years

Question: Why did the blond die drinking milk?

Answer: Because the cow fell on her.

Question: What did the blond say when she found out she was pregnant?

Answer: "Are you sure its mine?"