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| Question: Why did the blond climb over the glass wall? Answer: To see what was on the other side. |
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| Question: What is a blond doing when she is holding her hands over her ears? Answer: Trying to hold onto a thought. |
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| Question: why did the blond have blisters on her lips? Answer: From tring to blow out a lightbulb. |
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| Question: Why did the blond climb up on the roof of the bar? Answer: She heard that the drinks where on the house. |
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| Question: Why don't Blonds eat jello? Answer: They cant figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages. |
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| Question: How many blonds does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Answer: Five, one to make the batter and four to peel the smarties. |
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| Question: Why did the blond get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? Answer: Because on the box it said from 2-4 years |
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| Question: Why did the blond die drinking milk? Answer: Because the cow fell on her. |
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| Question: What did the blond say when she found out she was pregnant? Answer: "Are you sure its mine?" |
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