Fat/Yo Momma Jokes

Your momma is so fat she makes a whale look like a tic tac.

Your momma is so fat I got on top of her and I could see my house.

Your so fat they could have used you in the Civil War to block the bullets

Your so fat that you saw a yellow school bus drive bye,and you yelled "stop that twinkie."

Your momma is so fat that when she fell down she rocked herself to sleep tring to get up.

You momma is so fat she fell and broke her leg and gravy poured out.

Your momma's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughed at her.

Your momma's so fat, she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.

Your momma's so dirty, she had to creep up on the bathwater.

Question: Whats the difference between your momma and the Titanic Answer: The Titanic sunk, your momma floated.

Your momma's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts.

Your momma's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.

Your momma is so stupid, she heard it was chilly out, and got a spoon.