Your Jokes/riddles
								Your momma is so fat that she thought that Mount Everest was a Sunday.           From James in British Columbia
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									Question: A smart blond, a dumb blond and, Sants Claus jump off a bridge, who lands first? Answer: The dumb blond, the other two dont exist.          From Skye in British Columbia
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										A rich man hires a new painter to paint his porch. He gives the painter some hot pink paint and a couple of brushes, then tells him to come to the back door after for his pay.    Two hours later the painter shows up at the back door saying he's finished.   "But," he adds "you dont own a Porsche, its a Ferrari."         From Charlie in British Columbia
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											A brunete was hopping along a train track saying ,"Two,two,two," and a blond saw her doing that and thought it looked like a lot of fun, then she started saying," two,two,two," and then a train started comming down the trackes and the brunete waited untill the last second and jumped off and the blond was killed, then she jumped back sayin," three,three,three."         From Frankie in British Columbia
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										Your head is so big when you go to sleep you don't have dreams you have movies.         From Diamond in California
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