You Know Your Obsessed When...
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- You ride to the next castle and ask if they still need pages.~Clenda
- You make a fire, touch it and are surprised because it really hurt and burnt your skin.~Clenda
- Next Halloween you walk around in a golden armor.~Clenda
- When someone insults you tell them they better stop or they will face the true wrath of your gift.
- You drop your glasses and pick up purple contacts instead (I so wanted to but my mom wouldn’t let me. Life is unfair!!!!! Hmmmmmm…..maybe I could get some and not wear them around her.)
- You dye your hair red.
- You wear a rock on a chain around your neck and insist the Mother Goddess gave it to you.
- You cut your hair extremely short and use the masculine form of your name (Jane a.k.a. John) and tell few people you are truly female.
- When you see a really tall man with black hair you run up to him and ask him if his name is Numair.
- You walk around all day in a black robe and if people question you, you tell them you must show everyone how you are one of the greatest mages in the world.
- You try to handle red hot metal with no protection and are surprised when it’s still hot when it touches your skin.
- You talk to animals and wait for them to talk back and if they don’t you assume they must be in a bad mood.
- You won’t eat game of any kind.
- You won’t even consider going out with a guy if he isn’t at the extreme least four years older than you.
- You sleep with a bow, just in case.
- Every time you swear it is by one of the gods found in TP’s books (the Great Mother Goddess, Mithros, etc.)
- You practice your new Shang fighting methods on your siblings.
- You get into a major fight at school and when you go to see the principle your excuse is: I fell down!! Honest!!!
- When some one mentions the word ORDEAL you start to shiver.
- When the sparrows in your yard don’t listen to you, you are forever traumatized.
- When people ask you who you have a crush on, you say King Jonathan and ignore the strange looks they give you.
- You name your cat, even if it is not black Faithful (I have a black cat!! I named it Blue though.)
- You're tongue begins to slip and you continuosly call your brother "Thom". (Thanks Kayla)
- You act out different scenes from the books with only you, yourself, and your cat named Faithful.
- You swoon whenever you hear the words George, Jonathan, Liam, Numair or *Sigh* NEAL!!!
- You won't even go near the kid at school named Roger even if h e is a really nice person.
- When some one asks you where you’re from you say Pirates’ Swoop and when they don’t seem to recognize the name you go, “Oh you must not be too familiar with Tortall. It’s a couple days ride southwest of Corus.” When they still seem confused you walk away muttering to yourself about people these days.
- You call your history teacher Sir Myles and your gym teacher The Stump.
- You have a great fear of the TV show Mr. Rogers.
- If you have toy horses you name them things like Moonlight, Darkmoon, Cloud, etc.
- You try to convince everyone you know to read TP’s books.
- Your email address has something to do with Tammy's books.
- The first thing you do when you get on the internet is search for Tortall websites
- You have your own website about Tortall or TP
- You are reading this list
- You find it enjoyable (well of course you do!!)
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