a small house, where a happy family lived within. And one day...

Shinya: *wearing an apron and cooking* *cries* Kyo-chan!! Wake up! You have lots of things to do today!

Kyo: *still lying in his bed* *mutters* Scorpions... *turns around* *throws sheet out of the bed*

Shinya: Kyo-chan! Hurry up! *sighs* *mutters* where's baka no Die when you need him...

Die: *dashes into the room* *looks around, then sees Shinya* *runs to Shinya* MOOOORRNIIIINGGG, MY CUTE, LOVELY, SWEET SHINYA-CHAAAAN!!! *grabs Shinya* *kisses him*

PinksSpider who's ever free: *pops head into the scene* WAAAAAHHH!! A photo!! *takes a photo out of her pocket*

Die&Shinya: *GLARE at PinkSpider*

PinkSpider: ^^;;;; Sorry...*disappears back into her black hole*

Die: *kisses Shinya again* Wah, a good kiss on the morning, and the day goes bright!! *becomes cute SD-Die*

Shinya: *hits Die on head*

Die: WAAAHH!!! *holds his head while a bump appears* What was that for?? *melts when he sees sweet smiling Shinya*

Shinya: *tooks Die's hand* You know...you could do me a BIG favour...*plays with Die's fingers*

Die: *melts away* Tell me...

Shinya: *blinks at Die* Please go take Kyo out of his bed... he won't listen to me.

Die: WAAAAHHH!! NO way! I won't go into this room! There are SCORPIONS in his room!!

Shinya: *glares at Die*

Die: Uuuhhh... *hides behind chair*

Shinya: I know who won't get coffee and kisses if he doesn't do what I want...*innocent eyes*

Die: WAAAHH!! Okay, okay, I'll do everything for you...*goes back to direction of the stairs* *turns around and RUNS*

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Die: *is upstairs now* No coffee and kisses...he wants to kill me or what?...*opens carefully the door of Kyo's room* Kyo??!! Wake up!!

Kyo: *cute little Kyo lying on his bed* *dreams* wanna have scorpions...

Die: *scared* Kyo...would you please wake up?

Kyo: .......

Die: *begins to fume* *lightbulb* KYYYYOOOO!!! FRIED SCORPIONS ARE READY!!

Kyo: *stands in his bed* WAAAAHHH!! DOKOOOO???????

Die: *victory sign in SD-mode* Shin-chan said you have to get out of bed! Hurry up and come downstairs when you're ready!! *closes the door*

Kyo: And I thought I will finally get fried scorpions...

Die: *pops head in again* Oh, and you have to clean up your room...*looks around* put these things *glares at scorpions* *sweatdrop* inside of a glass container or something!

Kyo: Bla bla bla...*sticks tongue out at Die*

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Kyo: *comes downstairs* Shin-mum!! Die-dad!! I'm ready!!!!

Shinya: Finally...*screams* Diiiiieeee-chaaaaannn!!!! Breakfast is ready!!!

Die: *flashes on a chair* Where's my coffee???

Shinya: You know, darling, you drink too much of this stuff, ne?

Die: Hai hai, I know...but it tastes so good!!!

Shinya: *thinks* Next time, I'll put salt in it...

Kyo: Mummy, can I have a coffee, too???

Shinya: WAAAH!! Look what you've done, Die!! *turns to Kyo again* No, my sweet child, you're too young for it...*pats Kyo on head*

Die: Besides, you're too SMALL for it!

Kyo: *sticks tongue out at Die*

Die: *mutters* oh my... this child isn't taking me for serious...

Kyo: *looks at Shinya again* Mummy, you said I've things to do today? What?

Shinya: You're going to visit Grandma Yoshiki...You'll bring her some cookies I made...

Kyo: Bwwaaaaah...do I have to?

Shinya: Yeah, and stay there and talk with him. You know, since Grandpa hide died, Grandma hasn't been in THIS good mood again....

Kyo: *mutters* Yeah, yeah, since Grandpa hide left...who says he died? I talk with him EVERY WEEK!

Shinya: *pays attention at Kyo again* What did you say, Kyo-chan?

Kyo: *VERY innocent* Nothing, nothing...*pops cereals into his mouth* *spits them out again*

Shinya&Die: *GLARE at Kyo*

Kyo: They SCREAMED! And now, they talk to me!

Shinya&Die: ^^;;; Yeah, yeah...

Kyo: They REALLY do! Listen! *holds a cereal to Shinya's ear and another to Die's*

Shinya&Die:*look at each other* *sweatdrop*

Die: *glances at Kyo* That must be a gene-mutation... *drinks his coffee*

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