Sine Jones

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Those Whom you Least Suspect

BWA HA HA Ha ha!! It was _I_ the little old laddle lady. It was I! I! I who joined the schools! BWA HA HA Ha

ha!!

Soun and his horrible friend Genma were always coming to my bar, making plans to join their schools, having their

plans fail. Silly men. Don't they realize that they need a womens touch.

And so I waited. And then it happened. Tendou Soun cut his hand. The last ingredient I needed was at hand!

BWA HA HA Ha ha!! Just add Tendou's blood to the ingredients alredy prepared and let the potion ferment

overnight. Add to the next mornings wash water and waited.

My aim was perfect. On their wa to school Ranma and Akane always pass my bar. And Ive been practising my aim

for such a long time. Soaking wet Ranma-chan. All that has to be done now, is wait. Tonight the aphrodisiac potion

will take full affect. Tonight the schools will be joined! Tonight Ranma will _join_ with a Tendou. He wont be able to

stop himself! BWA HA HA Ha ha!!

Oh dear! I have just enough time to take my medication before I go visit my grandchildren. Family is everything you

know, and we Kuno's are definately Family.