WHY BOTHER SENDING HATEMAIL WHEN YOU CAN BITCH TO PEOPLE ON DUMBASS MESSAGE BOARDS?
One of my friends sent this to me through my email. She is a member on an msn message board (Or some stupid shit) dedicated to slack jawed morons who loves the vines. The whole purpose of this message board is that fans post some news or a topic, and then everyone else associated with the message board can send in their replies to the post made, which is then sent to EVERYBODY'S fucking email. This means that every time there is a new post in response to the previous one of every single message board, the members have their inbox piled up with a bunch of stupid shit that no one should realy care about. My friend asked me to check her emails (Just thought I'd say that so you morons wouldn't be bothering me about why I would know any of this) and I noticed how the system works. In a little under a week, her entire inbox was completely full. I had the privilage (yeah right) of reading a few of these posts that these fanatics write up, and my conclusion is that these people have no lives whatsoever. Who gives a shit about the fact that the dumbass lead singer has been diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome, that is nothing that a good kick in the ass wouldn't help. I mean, come here you dipshits, wake up. read the symptoms of Asperger's Syndrome:

"although of normal intelligence, they have difficulty with two-way conversations - often talking 'at' others - and reading social situations accurately. This often leads to the impression of the sufferers as purposely rude. Large social events and stressful circumstances can aggravate these symptoms."

Large social events and stressful circumstances? What the hell? Why the fuck is he a "rock star" (And I use this term loosely) when he has problems with large social gatherings? If this were the case don't you think he should've been shot long ago if he was a pompous ass at every large social events ie. his concerts? The thing that pisses me off more is the stressful circumstances. Why is it that a moron like craig nichols can be under "stressful circumstances", while at the same time everyone bitches and moans when simple plan writes a song about teenage anxiety, and immediately think simple plan is complaining about how horrible their lives are regardless of the fact that they have millions of dollars? Why is ok for one band to be in stressful situations yet it's not for another one? Anyways, the point here is that no one gives a shit when a musician gets a stupid mental condition like Asperger's Syndrome.

Anyways, getting back to the topic at hand, someone posted my anti vines article on this message board as well as the URL to my website. This was a post someone made in regards to my website (It starts out with his nickname on this message board):

(smiley face with sunglasses)x?purple?wednesday?x

I hate sites like that. All it is is stupid people wasting their time trying to make up excuses of why a band sucks. Half the things he talks about are really really stupid. Fire Drills? They're mandatory. Even if they're boring, they're still mandatory. The White Stripes article proved to me that this guy is a real idiot. "They're guitaring is way too simple, and they're drumming is way too basic." .. your point?

They make good music with what they have. They're unique. I HATE guitar solos (except the vines, theirs are sooo awesome.. not overdone) and i HATE HATE HATE stupid Drum Solos. If he wasn't so ridiculously stupid he would know that a good drummer keeps simple rythms.

No, I don't think he has any talent, he's a Maddox wannabe.

"Maybe if i say the F word in every sentence, it will make me sound smarter!" Moron.

This is the first negative reaction to my website I have ever recieved and I have to say, I am quite disappointed that it wasn't about a subject that I touched that people actually would have a reason to hate me for (Like my subject on death or secluding people with AIDS). I'm curious about something, though x?purple?wednesday?x, how much pot did you and your buddies smoke to come up with such a stupid name like x?purple?wednesday?x? Seriously, I feel myself becoming more hippy like just staring at it trying to decipher what it means (you can tell he/she is just a wannabe hippy, after all, he/she listens to the vines and has a name like "Purple wednesday")

It's funny how you hate sites like mine which is nothing more than "stupid people wasting their time trying to make up excuses of why a band sucks", as opposed to sites like the one you posted this message on, which are nothing more than stupid people wasting their time trying to make up excuses as to why their bands are good. I mean, come on. I've read these stupid message boards. It's the same old shit over and over again. "I like the Vines" and "The vines are cool because (fill in opinion that makes no valid sense)". You only hate my site because I hit you where it hurts, and that would be your love for shitty bands like the vines and the white stripes. The only difference between my site and message boards is that all of my opinions aren't crammed down your throat. When you open your inbox do you find my latest article in there? No. Anyone who's been to my site has gotten there through word of mouth. I don't cram my agenda down your throats as opposed to your dumbass message board you love so much.

I agree that just because a band has simple guitaring and drumming doesn't necessarily mean that they suck, and that it can sound good (blink 182, etc.) but what you fail to realize is that I state that not only do they have extremely easy drumming and guitar riffs, they also sound like shit while doing it. Oops, I disagreed with your opinion again. Damndest thing. They don't make good music with what they have. Their music sucks, period. And how many times do I have to say that just because a band is unique doesn't automatically mean they're good. I could write an entire album using nothing more than spoons and sounds of me farting, and it could be considered unique, but will anyone like it? Probably not (unless you're into that kind of thing, which means you're fucked up). Hell, I guess the drummer from white stripes is talented in her own way. It takes a really good drummer to constantly hit bass drum for the entire duration of the song, same with the singer playing the same five chords over and over again. I bet you I could play the song on drums and guitar at the same time. All I really need is one free right hand to go between the snare and highhat, hammerons with my left hand for the whole song, and my foot constantly hitting the bass pedal. If you don't know any of these terms then you really shouldn't be bitching at me for saying that the white stripes music is too easy because you don't know shit. Look at bands like Metallica. Lars Ulrich (the drummer, because I know you'll be too stupid to know who they are individually) rarely ever makes a "stupid drum solo", but instead in the middle of the song actually uses the toms, double bass pedal and cymbals and yet still manages to keep a good rhythm. You might think that I'm so ridiculously stupid, but you fail to realize that I actually know how to play the drums, as well as bass, and I'm the guitarist/vocalist for the band that I'm currently in. So this means I can actually tell what a good drum rhythm is. I'd only be ridiculously stupid if I didn't know how to play a musical instrument and was talking through my ass like you are (Unless you can play drums too, but that doesn't change the fact that you're a dipshit).

I'm still debating why you decided to pick apart my article on fire drills being a waste of time, and doing a bad job doing so as well. The only thing you can say is "They're mandatory. Even if they're boring, they're still mandatory." No shit you fucking idiot. I state that it's stupid how they're mandatory because any idiot with one leg and an IQ of 50 could figure it out on their own how to get out of a fucking burning school. My biggest problem with fire drills is that they take off too much of my class time when I could be learning something of importance, instead of the same old shit that they crammed down our throats since the kindergarden. Your post that you wrote proved to ME that YOU are the one who is the real idiot.

You state that I don't have any talent and that I'm a maddox wannabe. No one asked you for your opinion on my talent, because no one who would read your post even knows who I am or even gives a shit. But then again, you listen to the vines so you wouldn't know real talent even if it came up to you and bit off your dick. I might be a maddox wannabe, I might not be. Who really cares? Maddox is a really famous guy and could be considered a celebrity. Yet why is it weird when someone wants to be like him as opposed to someone who wants to be exactely like Craig Nichols? You wouldn't say that someone who plays a song on guitar by their favorite artist is a wannabe of the artist that wrote the song in the first place. You wouldn't call someone who kept an online journal a wannabe of anyone else who kept one too. I'm making a website dedicated to things I hate and like, it's completely personal to me. Does Maddox have a copyright on personal websites? Am I not allowed to use a black background for my site because Maddox already did that and it would be the same as copying? Am I not allowed to be angry? Am I not allowed to write about music, movies, television etc.? Fuck you. I'm doing this because I want to do it. You're just a wannabe of every other dipshit who tried to get the better of me and failed miserably. You're just a wannabe of every other dipshit who is on that message board, you're just wannabe of everyone on this planet because you breathe. Does that sound stupid? Yeah? Well, so does you calling me a Maddox wannabe. Fuck off.

In closing, I don't use the "F word" in every sentence. I say fuck overabundantly only when I'm extremely pissed off and I need to make it known that I am. I guess though I could sound like a major pussy like you and only use nice words and calling the words by the letter they start with. If you haven't guessed by now I don't give a shit about censoring myself, so mocking me by making me quote "the F word" only makes you look like the idiot. Well, to me anyways. I bet all of your idiot friends will congratulate you on your triumph over my website. Why don't you actually use the words instead of looking like a wuss by censoring them.

"Maybe if I post my opinion on this message board, people will actually give a shit what I have to say. I guess I'm just to chicken shit to email this guy myself so I'll make sure everyone else knows what I think in hopes they send them hatemail instead". That was just out of spite of you fucker, oops, I mean "F worder". Why don't you just send me a hatemail yourself instead of posting it on a site? You're just like every other coward out there. Grow a pair and take me on yourself, not like it would matter. You'd only add fuel to the fire. You know what's really satisfying though? Knowing that I get the last word in, because if you actually read this, it would mean that you come to this site on a regular basis even though you think I have no talent (and since when do people pay attention to people they think have no talent?). So you won't be able to defend yourself. That's it. I'm tired of this shit. I'll just say I hate you and everyone else you know. All your opinions don't mean shit. Blow me.

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