WHO’S MORE OF AN IDIOT?
BOW
WOW OR HIS FANS?
Have you ever
sat down and watched a TV show that you wouldn’t normally watch, only to
discover that you can’t help but laugh your ass off at it even though it wasn’t
meant to be funny? That happens to me all the time. But I don’t think I’ve ever
laughed as hard as I did last night when I was watching much music. The show
they were playing was called “exposed” in which one of the much music VJ’s goes and spends the day with a musician or a band so
we can observe what their life is like. It was around 2 in the morning when
they were playing this show, and the featured musician they were following
around was none other than that dipshit Bow Wow. I
can’t even begin to describe why I hate this travesty of a “musician” if you
can even call him that. I don’t much care for musicians who are kids, but this
guy pisses me off to no end...seriously. Anyways, I wasn’t going to watch the
show “I didn’t even know who it was they were following around until I actually
stopped and watched the show” but something caught my eye that I guess I had to
go back and watch it. I could not believe what I was seeing. Bow wow was going
to a concert and an autograph signing and there were literally thousands of
girls all lined up waiting to see him get out of his stretch limo. It wasn’t
the fact he had so many fans that gets me. I couldn’t help but laugh at the
fans for the way they were acting. Every single one of them were female for
one, and every single one of them were screaming their heads off, and most of
them were crying. Crying for christ’s
sake. I couldn’t believe it. They were crying not because they were holding his
hand or because someone was bitchslapping them into
the ground (as I would’ve done for them being so stupid, had I been there) but
because they were just seeing Bow wow in person. What the fuck? There was one
girl during the autograph signing who was seriously almost pissing herself and blubbering her eyes out because she was not more than two
feet away from her “Hero”. Then she ran off because I guess she couldn’t take
it. Then as he was getting back into his stretch limo (I have to keep saying
that’s what he was riding in, not driving, riding) all of these girls started
chasing him and trying to rip his clothes off from what it looked like. Oh my
god! A piece of cloth from a shirt that Bow wow used to wear
before he grew out of it? Someone call the museum.
I don’t
understand what it is that makes women cream themselves like that whenever one
of their favorite “musicians” is performing or something. This also includes
athletes and actors. What is it about these so called famous
people that makes them so great that you feel the need to cry if you see
them? It’s just sad and pathetic and it makes you look like an idiot. You all
label them as your heroes and say they’re so wonderful etc. What the fuck is it
about them that would make them anyone’s hero? Do they cure cancer? Do they go
around fighting crime? Do they save lives on a daily basis? NO! THEY FUCKING
PLAY MUSIC AND SING!!! Nothing more than that. And
that isn’t something to really get all excited over. They are just normal human
beings like you and me. What about police officers (the ones who don’t harass
people because they’re bored), firemen, doctors, or the like? They help to make
out lives better. Why not cry when they walk by? They’re the ones who’ll save
your ass when you’re in trouble. Musicians don’t do anything that will save our
lives. So stop putting them up on a pedestal like they’re a god or something. They
haven’t done anything that important other than the fact they are famous (at
least in the eyes of their fans) make millions of dollars a day and have people
listen to what they have to say all of the time through their music and
records. If I put out records no one would give a fuck about me. I put up what
I have to say on this website all the time, why am I not famous yet? And these
singers make millions of dollars a year off of suckers who buy their crap and
go to their shows. You’re not supposed to idolize millionaires,
you’re supposed to hate them. They keep rubbing it in the fact that you’ll
always be a slave to the upper class. If I were a millionaire everyone would
hate me. If I won the lottery everyone would hate me. Why? Because I put in a
few dollars and got a million back? Well that’s pretty much what the musicians
are doing, the only difference is that you people are
pretty much giving them the money. But forget about hating them, they provide
you with the music that you oh so love. They are famous, so let’s cry when they
walk by and give them fifty dollars for a picture of them with their name
written on it that won’t be worth shit in twenty years when they’re nothing
more than a drunken loser in their huge mansion, not able to make another album
because they are too fucked up on drugs, drugs that they bought using the money
that their fans gave them for THEIR FUCKING AUTOGRAPH IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!
And people’s
arguments are usually “well they inspire us to be better than we are”. How the
hell can Bow wow inspire you? His music is shit and he’s a little douche. What
the fuck does he do that can inspire you? I guess you do have a point though, I
mean, he does teach you that even kids can become famous like he is, as long as
you have some form of talent (yeah, I’m surprised myself that I call what he
does talent) as well as a relative who’s already a multi-billionaire rapper who
can teach you the ropes and get you an automatic record contract. I think the
fact that he’s famous is a load of bullshit. Considering it’s pretty damn
obvious that he’s the son or nephew (I don’t know and I don’t care to find out)
of Snoop Dog. But forget all logic reasoning, you’ve got a hero to idolize.
People are
idiots.