I was at a video dance once when they started to play that shitty music video for Dirty by Christina Aguilera. I was naturally pissed as I hate her and all of her shitty music, her shitty video, and her shitty looks (as in the video it seemed like she was rolling around in shit). I was tired and pissed and so I decided to just mind my own business by going to the side where I would just sit there until this shitfest was finished…and I was amazed at what I happened to see.

I couldn’t believe my eyes. Seriously, almost every guy in the fucking room could not take their eyes off the screen for one second even if their hair was on fire. It was fucking pathetic. Most of them had their tongues hanging out of their mouths (or close to it), drool running down their chins, and probably huge erections (not that I looked or cared). I couldn’t help but ask myself why anyone would think this is actually arousing. Then it occurred to me…because people are fucking idiots.

I remember this one time, hanging out in one of my friend’s girlfriend’s room with five other guys. She turned her computer on and played this video. After listening to their constant talking of “oh yeah baby” and whistling, I was ready to bitchslap the hell out of all of them. I swear to god if they weren’t so insecure of their sexuality they probably would’ve whipped it out right there and started to jerk off to it.

On top of these occasions are the other times where I heard guys saying “I guess we all know the reason why I like this video huh? Uheheheh”. Where they would wink and nudge their equally pathetic and horny friends. Jesus Christ. These people are getting sex like it’s over abundant like water and I’m still a virgin? Worse of all, single? I seriously think there’s a major shortage of decent girls left in the world today. And to top it all off, I find myself being ridiculed for not pissing my time away watching some slut dance around like she thinks she’s the shit. Give me a fucking break.

Let’s set the record straight here. I don’t like Christina Aguilera. I don’t find her attractive at all since she adopted her “new look” (One of the main reasons I can’t watch the video for beautiful is because she’s not, and she scares the shit out of me). I don’t find her sexually arousing at all. And the fact that guys have wet dreams over this mindless shit just disgusts me. I don’t understand what it is about women covered in mud and sweat that makes a guy want to pop a boner (or oddly enough, lesbians wanting to cream themselves). I think it may be because of the fact she’s wearing clothing that makes her ass stick out and shows more cleavage than a shaggy video is the reason guys are so into this. They don’t want anyone to question their masculinity or sexuality so they go along with it and think it’s hot, when I know damn well deep down inside they’re sickened by it.