I recently had the pleasure (as pleasurable as fucking a dead porcupine) of talking to someone on MSN last night who decided that it would be funny to get into a battle of wits with me. Or some dumbass thing like that. I've never talked to this person before, and they added me to begin with so I decided to just go along with it. I talked for a whole solid thirty minutes with this dipshit who thought they were being oh so funny with their one liners. Granted my comebacks weren't really overly great considering i was busy doing four things at once. Talking on the phone, talking to this dipshit, talking to other friends on msn, and trying to take a decent picture of myself giving this person both middle fingers. I was incredibly pissed off at this person wasting my time that I decided to post the conversation in an article so that anyone who wanted to read it could see just what I had to put up with from this moron. Just so that you know, I'm the one with the name "Findecáno Ar-Feiniel (eat me)"
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
No one wants to eat u
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
bitch ass..
Findecáno Ar-Feiniel (eat me) says:
merry christmas to you too
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
u really are gay...
Findecáno Ar-Feiniel (eat me) says:
that's nice to know, considering you don't even know who the hell i am
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
I can tell just by lookin at ur pic
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
U pick ur nose to..
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
u got nothing...
Findecáno Ar-Feiniel (eat me) says:
that's really great. So, just how low is your concept of yourself that you need to make references to someone being of the homosexual variety just to boost your own self esteem based on your insecurity of your sexuality
Findecáno Ar-Feiniel (eat me) says:
dipshit
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
lol
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
Well im not judging u cuz ur gay im just saying...you are gay
Findecáno Ar-Feiniel (eat me) says:
oh...so it's the equivelent of saying that i'm a loser/idiot/moron/any other insult to make me feel bad then?
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
well u are...just look at u
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
grow up...
decáno Ar-Feiniel (eat me) says:
wow...are you feeling better about yourself yet?
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
good one
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
sheep fucker..
Findecáno Ar-Feiniel (eat me) says:
i apologize for not having the same wit and snappy comeback lines as you do, it's just that there are only so many times that i can make a gay reference as well as a bestiality insult towards someone without looking like such a dumbass at the same time.
Findecáno Ar-Feiniel (eat me) says:
i can just picture the drool running down your chin right about now
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
yea im sucking my own dink 2..
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
are you a fuckin moron?
Findecáno Ar-Feiniel (eat me) says:
jesus christ. just talking to you is lowering my IQ
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
well then shut ur face..
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
bitch ass
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
so your saying that all of that crap you just told me was out of ur sheer stupidity???
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
yea..thats wat I though
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
thought*
Findecáno Ar-Feiniel (eat me) says:
that's amazing. mine is out of stupidity based on talking to you, while yours is based on stupidity, but it's just natural for you
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
no you just told me u were stupid
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
lol
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
there you go being stupid again
Findecáno Ar-Feiniel (eat me) says:
no, i was just repeating your dimwit assumption on what stupidity actually is
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
your so stupid..
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
UH OH here comes another stupid half page non witty comeback
Findecáno Ar-Feiniel (eat me) says:
nice one einstein. keep em coming. any more animal fucking jokes you'd like to throw at me here?
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
hmm...you must be stupid..did I say u fucked animals??
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
no
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
fuckin dink
Findecáno Ar-Feiniel (eat me) says:
so, were you telling me to grow up earlier?
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
yea..not to fuck animals..
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
dink
Findecáno Ar-Feiniel (eat me) says:
if you think i should grow up, then why are you using insults that are usually reserved for 5 year olds.
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
cuz I am 5 years old I guess.
Findecáno Ar-Feiniel (eat me) says:
...talking to you is the equivelent of an out of body experience
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
lol I bet you sit at ur computer and look up insults
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
because just talking to you I can tell ur 2 stupid to make up anything like that
Findecáno Ar-Feiniel (eat me) says:
it's been a privalage talking to such a wonderful college grad such as yourself. you've added new meaning to my life
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
theres another stupid "insult" that has nothing to do with our conversation
Findecáno Ar-Feiniel (eat me) says:
what conversation? you came on and called me bitch ass, which was such a good one by the way.
Findecáno Ar-Feiniel (eat me) says:
do you write your own material? or do you hire a mental patient to do it for you:
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
thats not the point
Findecáno Ar-Feiniel (eat me) says:
?
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
I hire handicaps to think of them for me..
Findecáno Ar-Feiniel (eat me) says:
ok, cuz i was under the impression that i was talking to someone who seems like they'd have trouble zipping up their fly without getting their dick caught
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
Im gonna rape you..
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
princess
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
Im gonna stick my thumb in ur ass
Findecáno Ar-Feiniel (eat me) says:
you do that ace.
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
ok princess
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
wats ur name?
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
fag bait..
Findecáno Ar-Feiniel (eat me) says:
what the fuck do you care?
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
cuz I wanna rape you
Findecáno Ar-Feiniel (eat me) says:
i get it now...well, i'd like to continue this conversation but i'd rather do something less painful like stick my dick in the oven
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
lmfao this conversation is painful for u?
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
because your having trouble thinking of your super cool "insults"
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
But Im gonna rape u
Findecáno Ar-Feiniel (eat me) says:
no, because you have all the wit and humorisms of an ape picking it's ass. but thanks for adding full to the fire by the way
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
how old are you?
Findecáno Ar-Feiniel (eat me) says:
old enough to know that i'm bored listening to your constant dillusions of grandeur
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
no how old?
Findecáno Ar-Feiniel (eat me) says:
18,
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
ooo good I love raping 18 year olds
Findecáno Ar-Feiniel (eat me) says:
i have to go now. thanks alot for this conversation. you've given me alot to look back on and laugh until i fall asleep on my millions of dollars that will be paying for your sorry ass.
*Disclaimer*-it was at this point i was taking a picture of myself which is why i screwed up in the conversation cuz i wasn't thinking straight. I meant to say "paying for your jail cell"
Findecáno Ar-Feiniel (eat me) says:
oh. and by the way
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
So ur gonna pay me to rape you now? cuz u have millions
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
Im thinking you should leave
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
Have fun...within the next few months ill know where u live and everything
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
U messed with the wrong slut
Findecáno Ar-Feiniel (eat me) says:
the fuck are you talking about? you talked to me first?
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
that has nothing to do with the conversation
Your sexiness is to much to bear... says:
L8er bitch ass im gonna rape you
With all that said and done, He/She decided to get off the computer so I once again could go on living my life. I'll openly admit that my side of the conversation was (as my brother stated) kind of like me holding a huge sword that I kept hitting myself in the foot with. The thing here is though, like I said earlier, talking to him lowered my IQ and I seriously think it did. Because usually when talking to people face to face I usually can drive them into the ground without even breaking a sweat.
Although I kept hitting myself in the face with my comebacks, it seemed to me like he was just scratching his ass with his. Did you notice his overuse of the phrase "that has nothing to do with the conversation"? I hate to break it to you asshole, but YOU FUCKING STARTED TALKING TO ME FIRST. Me stating that you talked to me first, when this fact is clearly what started this conversation in the first place makes it pretty damn obvious that IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH THE CONVERSATION ASSHOLE!!! Let's also top it off with the fact that he's laughing at his own jokes, and throwing out insults that consist of one or two words. When you throw out insults that consist of the words (and only the words) gay, stupid, ugly, etc. then it's pretty obvious that you don't have any wit at all, and you're just insulting in a fit of anger. unless you consider them to be your crowning achievments, which in that case it means that you have the mentality of a cucumber. And also lets not forgot the amount of times he kept sarcastically pointing out my half page "witty" "insults". Look, usually when you start playing down your enemy's methods it usually means you've run out of your own methods and rather than admit defeat, it seems that my competitor here decided to sound more like an idiot.
I have to put up with retards every fucking day when I leave my home to go to school or anyplace, and I feel content when I'm on the computer, talking to friends, writing more articles or just browsing my computer. But when I'm in the comfort of my own home and I have to put up with retards who decide to throw their bullshit at me just to make themselves feel important and so they can have a laugh, it gives me another good reason to go on a killing spree. I don't ask for a hell of a lot. All I ask for is to be left the hell alone when it comes to other people who just want to play some dumbass pranks or prank phone calls. You're not funny and it's retarded. So go do it to some of your friends (if you have any) and just leave me the fuck alone.