I noticed there seems to be some kind of trend with me when it comes to having crazy people adding me on msn. I had some girl named Katrina add me (she was going through random profiles and decided to add me) and the moment she added me she started to bombard me with personal questions. I neglected to save the conversation as I didn't think it would be of any importance to me later on in life. Some of these questions included "did you ever eat your own cum?" "How long is it?" "Do you masturbate every night?" etc. I decided to play along with her and my answer to the first question was "by the bucketfull". Needless to say she got extremely PMSish and started pissing on me about how she added me because she thought that I would tell her the truth. The thing I have to question is exactly why she would want to know all of this. My question was answered quickly when she asked me to turn on my webcam and masturbate for her and she'd do the same for me. That's just scary. I really don't want to think of what she was doing when she asked me if I've ever eaten my own cum. That's just disgusting. Anyways, I did everything I could to tell her that I wasn't interested other than send her pictures of my middle finger over a message saying "GO TO HELL" and after being shit on repeatedly for not going on cam for her (and she continued to force the fact that she doesn't go on the cam first because other guys wouldn't go on for her after she already went on.) I finally became frustrated of being harrassed like this and decided that I should just tell her I was leaving and then I blocked her. Yet again another victory for me.

I seriously don't understand why these morons find cyber sex sexually arousing. I think it's just disgusting and totally unnecessary. Is there really something about the phrase "then Ill take of ur pants" or "then you slip inside me" that makes a guy want to pop a boner? Words aren't sensual and if you really wanted to be turned on then write them down yourself, either way you're still an idiot. It's worse than phone sex (which is still pretty retarded on it's own). Phone sex is retarded. Pay twenty dollars a minute to have a girl or guy say "dirty words" and a load of ooos' and ahhhs'. And in the end, it still all boils down to masturbation. If this is what you're doing, you might as well just go and masturbate to porn or something (or at least the sears catalogue) because in the end it's going to make you look a hell of a lot less stupid when your phone bill comes back.

As if sex wasn't stupid enough as it is, you have a bunch of horny fatass losers who stay on their computer all day telling people they're lingerie models, or bodybuilders who try to get people to write out words while they...jeez I can't say that...just the thought of it makes me have the dry heaves. The point here is that anyone who feels the need to have Cyber sex is obviously not going to get any to begin with, so why don't they just try to have some credibility by not pointing out this fact over the internet to people that they don't know, so that they look like less of idiots.