I frankly don't give a shit about the original dukes of hazard movie, so why would I ever give a shit about the remake that they recently came out with? Quite frankly I'd think it would be a complete waste of my time. Other people on the other hand seem to have a completely different opinion and values than I do. A while back I was hanging out with some friends and they told me that they were going to go watch the dukes of hazard movie in the theatres that night and asked me if I were going to go. I told them that I didn't want to because I never watched the show and didn't really feel like throwing my money away watching a crappy looking movie based on a seventies (or some decade) TV show. One of my friends said to me "So? YOu have to go. I mean, it's got Jessica Simpson in it and she's hot." What the fuck?
It almost pained me to quote that last sentence there because I don't even like thinking out loud the phrase "Jessica Simpson is hot". I know most of you out there are going to call me a fag or something equally stupid for not whipping my dick out and start beating away everytime jessica simpson's stupid show newlyweds comes on. I think you're all stupid for thinking that a movie or TV show is worth watching just based on the physical appearance of a shitty actress. Let it be known, I have no problem with Sean William Scott or Johnny Knoxville seeing as how both of them are talented actors, but jessica simpson's acting skills are that of a high school play. I'm surprised someone so obviously stupid could even comprehend the concept of a script. But I guess these people make a good point. Pissing away seven bucks to go watch a movie based on a TV show I've never watched and don't even care to give a chance is a good idea because then I can see a little T&A from a shitty musician who's theatre/film/television resume is comprised of a crappy reality show on MTV that isn't even worth watching on a twenty dollar bet. Seeing jessica simpson's clevage underneith a small shirt the size of a tissue and seeing a little bit of her ass in tight short shorts is worth the price of admission. Right? WRONG! If I wanted to go masturbate to a horrible actress just because I thought she looked hot, I'd go rent a porno. At least then you get the same amount of hotness. The differences are that it's cheaper and you see more skin.
Whatever happened to watching a movie just because it had actors that gave a good performance and had an interesting and well thought out storyline? It's been destroyed by the sexual media. I mean, it's not just the actor/actress loyalty and shit like that that matters. What matters is the entertainment. The movie version of "Doom" that came out has the Rock in it (One of my more favorite actors) but I'm not watching it just because he's in it. The movie looks kick ass. In fact, I think I'll go watch it now.