What a stupid game hopscotch is. You throw a stone, you jump the squares, while making sure you don't step on the square where the stone landed. What a stupid concept. I can't believe that anyone could do this for hours. Where's the fun. You just keep jumping, and trying your hardest to miss jumping on the freaking stone. There's no purpose, no score, no fun.

I decided that I would jazz up this stupid pass time of dumbass pre-pubescent girls by adding a nice little twist to it:

Wouldn't you agree that would make the game more fun? More of a challenge? If you want me to spice up your boring games, just email me.