I finally figured out the perfect way to get kids today to stop smoking. Wait, not just kids...people in their mid twenties as well (but not more, as they're too far away to be saved). This is a sure fire way to get people to stop smoking as it plays on societies weakness. Our looks. This is my new ad campaign:

With something like this there's no way you can lose. Parents can use this on their teenage sons and daughters as like I said before, it plays on our main weakness: Maintaining our looks

Every other anti-smoking poster always uses the ideas of "smoking causes cancer" and "smoking can harm your lungs and brain, blah blah blah blah". People just don't seem to realize that in today's society no one gives a shit about our health (as you can tell with the types of food we have out there). But, given how the media is forcing people to fit today's image of what "beautiful" actually is, I've decided to use it against them. Eat me. I win.

In conclusion, Smokers, ask yourself this one little question. Do you really want to be the person in the bar who can't get any action because your breath smells like shit and your skin is more wrinkled than my scrotum?