I know that Ed the sock has already tackled this dipshit on his music video for that shitty song "angel" so I don't know if there's any reason to bitch about how shitty this is. The song's about monogomy,video's filled with tons of half naked women, bullshit. I'd also like to take into consideration the fact that this song is supposed to be a love song yet Shaggy's voice sounds like a fucking trumpet, the least romantic instrument in the world. I will never understand any girl who actually sighs and thinks "awww that's so romantic" if a guy plays this song for her. I mean, shit, if women get turned on by this tripe than I bet I could do something equally romantic sounding, if not better. I could just find a radio and record myself farting and taking a shit. If Shaggy can get away with a three minute song of shitty sounding vocals (literally)then why couldn't I get away with farting into a radio and having girls and guys world over lose their virginity to it? I bet if I took Shaggy's approach and blew a record executive then maybe I could make it happen. Who agrees?

Next I'd like to bring to attention that crappy song of his called "it wasn't me". Yet again another bullshit song, which incidentaly contradicts the song "angel". Where angel is a song about happiness with a love with one girl, it wasn't me is a song about a guy who gets caught by his girlfriend while he's fucking the girl next door in their own house. As if this wasn't enough to make this song sound more stupid, the constant one note sound and redundant lyrics would make anyone shit themselves. I mean, look at the fucking lyrics for this song:

But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)

Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)

I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)

She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)

Holy shit! With lyrics like these you can be sure it must be Grammy material. I can't fucking believe anyone could get away with this. Retarded lobotomy patients could come up with better lyrics than this load of shit. Look at it! The guy keeps talking about how she caught him on the counter, then in the sofa, and then in the shower, and this asshole still has the balls to say it wasn't him? Here's the thing that I don't understand. What the fuck is his girlfriend doing this whole time? Does she keep catching him on three seperate occasions, or does she catch him on one occasion and just happens to watch them fucking on the counter, watches as they move to the couch, and then continues to watch them as they move to the shower? I mean, jesus christ! She has a fucking camara with her! What the fuck is she doing with a camara?!!! I mean, she's already seen them do it, that's all the fucking evidence in the world! What the fuck does she need a fucking video for? Home porn movies? This song makes no sense, considering she's pissed off at him for fucking around with someone else behind her back, and yet she didn't stop them from fucking the moment she caught them, but decided to wait until a later date before she stated she knew. Most girls would come in, bitch slap the fuck out of the women, and then kill her boyfriend the moment she entered the room and saw what was going on. Agh I'm so fucking baffled right now I have to kick something that's alive.

Also to be brought to people's attention is the fact that in an interview, shaggy stated that the reason his artist name is shaggy is because he was told by his friends that he looks like shaggy from scooby doo. I don't think I have to say anything else about this. Just look at this picture and I think you can see for yourself that shaggy's friends need to lay off the acid and watching scooby doo when they get fucked up: