Is it just me or does it seem that kids today are just asking to get their asses kicked? I notice a trend of dumbass kids thinking they're all bigshit superheroes and can do or say anything to adults/teenagers above the age of sixteen and can act so self confident that they can get right in anyone's face and hell, sometimes even take them on in a fight. I'm fucking serious here. I blame TV and the shitty jobs that parents are doing to raise their little dipshit children. Television is giving kids the image that if they are confident they can do anything they set their mind to. Parents are also sending kids this message. Yes it's a good idea to give kids the idea they can do anything if they try, but there's one thing that kids should be taught and that is to know their limits, know their grounds, and to not be the little disrespectful shits that they are. Yeah sure you can make the hockey team if you put your mind to it but there's no way that you can tell an 18 year old guy with a dozen tattoos, body piercings and a gun that you can take them on in a fight. It's a dangerous mix of wholesome TV and violence on TV that's warping our children's minds.

One time when I was sixteen me and my friend were walking by these three year old kids who seemed to be pissed off or something (I frankly don't care what about seeing as how three year olds have nothing of any importance to get pissed about), so my friend started pointing at them and saying a phrase that was not made up of real words (he just wanted to piss them off more as it was funny in a way), and being the little shits that these kids were, they started to scream at us to shut the fuck up and kiss their asses. What the fuck?! These kids are three years old! And they're fucking screaming and swearing at us? As if that wasn't enough, they decided to start chucking rocks at us. These dumbass kids were throwing rocks at 16 year olds and not even stopping to think that most teenagers wouldn't stand for that kind of bullshit. I got tired of getting pelted with rocks, so I chased these kids with a shovel, shoved them into garbage cans and then chucked their disobedient asses down a hill. Those little bastards. They got nothing on me.

There was this other time that I was standing in front of a huge window talking to my girlfriend and her friends, and the there was this little bastard of a pre-teen standing behind me behind the window making rabbit ears behind my head with his fingers and pantomiming stabbing me in the back. The girls I was talking to thought it was so funny and "cute" (for god knows what reason, kids aren't cute, they're ugly, stupid and smell like shit), so I turned around, gave that fucker the middle finger and mouthed the words "fuck off". The kid grew a shocked look on his face and ran off scared for his life. What a little pussy. Idiot kids can do this shit but they're not willing to take the punishment if they get caught. I seriously should have waited for him to get out of the building and then smash him against a wall. Maybe that would teach him to not be such a smart ass little bastard.

And finally some more proof that kids are stupid and have no idea what the fuck they're talking about. A friend of mine asked me to add this twelve year old kid to my msn because she wanted me to bitch at him for being such a stupid prep. Reluctently I added him, and now I regret it. Even more than I would regret fucking some kind of barnyard animal. First off, I decided to fuck around with his mind by stating that I like to watch porn and have sex with barnyard animals. He then asked why I didn't just get a real girl...even though I had a girlfriend, she wouldn't have to know. I'm amazed that this kid even understands the concept of anything having to do with sex. Twelve year olds are stupid. Anyways, he wouldn't shut the fuck up about shit that I frankly didn't give a shit about (seeing as how I hardly knew him and I didn't want to know him), mainly stories about stupid shit him and his friend did that he thought was funny...like when his friend decided to sell trade an X-box game to a video store (that clearly doesn't buy things from people) to where the teller (clearly my age) said that he sells stuff, doesn't buy stuff. And his dipshit friend said "y r u sellin ur stuff question urself man" ( I use this spelling because that's how he spelt it on msn and I wanted you to get an idea of how big of an idiot he was) to which all of his friends started laughing. I am still looking for the comical edge in this story but I still don't find a damn thing funny. This was probably one of the stupidest things that I never wanted to hear. I can only imagine the look on the face of the guy behind the counter as well as his thoughts. If I were him I would've crammed his shitty X-box game down his throat just for coming in and wasting my time with his bullshit. It's pretty obvious this kid knows nothing about anything and should be given a lesson in ass kicking.

And finally I would like to address a specific subject and that would have to be none other than the topic of idiot eleven/twelve/thirteen/fourteen/(sometimes) fifteen year olds having sexual intercourse. I believe I might have already written an article based on the topic of sex and I might have mentioned something about pre-teens conducting in the matters of sex, but I still feel the need to further state my opinion on this matter. Maybe I could break it down for you. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE FUCKING DOING AND YOU'RE ALL FUCKING IDIOTS!!! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND KILL YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO REALLY BE OF ANY IMPORTANCE. PULL YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES AND STOP THIS BULLSHIT!!! I'm tired of hearing stories about sex from people are too stupid to even be able to do long division without a calculator. I was told by one of my friends that a guy she knew was going out with a girl who recently turned thirteen (let's call her "slut") even though this guy was eighteen years old (let's call him...oh...I don't know..."desperate dumbass" for now). Anyways, my friend was telling me that desperate dumbass was only going out with slut because he loved her and she took his virginity. The odd thing is he never mentioned anything about taking HER virginity, which tells me that she has had sex BEFORE she turned 13...like I said before...THAT IS FUCKING WRONG! Sexually active pre-teens just absolutely make me want to smash someone's head into a wall. As I stated in my last article, sex is supposed to be something that is supposed to represent the love that two people share. Here's the thing though, TWELVE YEAR OLDS ARE TOO YOUNG TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS!!! The only reason that twelve year olds totally fuck their lives up with having sex before they even understand what sex is actually meant for, is because they watch sex on TV, learn about it in sex education classes (that are supposed to teach kids on sex and to make smart sexual choices but is pretty much the same as giving the kids ammunition, a gun, and inspirational videos on how to shoot properly) and hear from older kids how wonderful it feels, so being the easily manipulated bastards kids are (thanks to MTV) they decide that they're going to try it, and since sex is like a drug, it goes downhill from there. Thanks to what parents think is a good way of making sure kids understand what sex is, kids now understand what sex is. I mean, what the hell are people afraid of if kids don't learn these things when they're 11 years old? When a guy has sex for the first time that he'll stick it in the wrong hole? Or end up praying to the stork god? Sex education is doing nothing but giving kids permission to go and fuck their brains out and get pregnant at age twelve. Hell, everything is doing nothing but that.