1.Josh Hartnett (that Douche bag)

2.Every self proclaimed slut

3.Everyone who thinks I'm an idiot

4.Most of my ex girlfriends

5.Satanic teens

6.people who made fun of me for being a virgin

7.Feminists

8.That stupid kid who played Anakin in Star Wars episode one

9.Offspring haters

10.Olivia (last name omitted)

11.Picky sluts

12.Incompetent people with jobs

13.Fran Drescher

14.That loser on my bus with the leather jacket and the mustache

15.People with too much school spirit

16.Half of my old wrestling team

17.Sexually active 12/13/14/15 year olds

18.Protesting teens

19.Environmentalists

20.YOU! (I'm sure you're an asshole too)

21.Goths (happy ones, pissed off ones, dark ones, depressed ones, you're all idiots)

22.Missy Elliot

23.People who quote TV shows and are 98% wrong

24.This french asshole that I know

25.I'm tired of this shit

26.I'm fucking hungry

27.Hi Danielle

28.Didn't think I'd do it huh?

29.I can't think of anyone else I want to kick

30.There's just too many

31.Everyone can eat me for all I care

32.Oh yeah, anyone who thinks I'm ugly because I'm short

33.I hate people

34.I hate you

35.Bite me

36.Guys who treat girls like shit

37.As well as the girls who buy into their shit

38.Man I hate those people

39.pull your heads out of your asses you morons

40.These guys are only looking for sex

41.And you're buying into it

42.Jeez people are stupid

43.Why the hell do people read this shit

44.Do you even have lives?

45.Do I even have a life?

46.I don't care anymore

47.People think I'm an idiot

48.Fuck it, I'll eliminate the middle man

49.EVERYONE DESERVES A KICK TO THE THROAT