Are you tired of always being shit on by a stupid morally insane vegetarian who always tells you that eating meat is wrong? Everytime I hear that someone is a vegetarian I literally cringe because I know that I want to ask them why their head is so far up their ass, and I have to stop myself from saying anything that'll offend (anything that's on my mind at that time). There was this one girl who told me that they were a vegetarian, I had to carefully word what I said to her for the rest of the conversation out of fear that I'll speak my mind.

I remember there was this one girl who said that she was a vegetarian, and would get on people's cases because they ate meat. Then there was one day she had a huge slice of pizza in her hands and she was happily eating it. It wasn't a vegetarian pizza though, oh no, it had huge slices of pepperoni on the top and it didn't seem to matter to her. I asked her why she was eating meat if she was a self proclaimed vegetarian. She told me that she was extremely hungry and needed something to eat. That's nice to know except for the one fact that there are plenty of other meatless foods that she could have chosen from, but no, she decided to have pizza instead, even though the school canteen had chips, candy, and a whole slew of non meat products that tasted good etc. All she was doing was jumping on the bandwagon and trying to sound like she was standing up for a just cause. Just cause my ass.

Recently this same person handed me a sticker as I walked by her in the hallway. This sticker displayed this on it:

The message that they were trying to show was that wearing leather is an evil thing. Or some dumbass thing like that. I took one look at it and tried my hardest not to stuff it down her throat. I had to humor her so she wouldn't start bitching at me by telling her I somewhat agreed. This sticker bore the logo of PETA (which stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, like there's ethics when it comes to eating animals). I was so annoyed at this sticker I decided to create my own version of a sticker that looks a little something like this:

I recently came up with an idea that would please both parties (vegetarians and the non-dumbasses as I call them) and would thus end this war between the two. I propose that we non-vegetarians eat the vegetarians. Many would frown upon this but hear me out. Vegetarians are primary consumers and would thus taste very good. At the same time the vegetarians get the comfort of knowing that we are "limiting the suffering" of animals by not eating as many as we did before. Isn't that what vegetarians want? To make us stop eating beef and pork etc.? If any vegetarians have a problem with us eating them then that means that they are weak and don't truely believe in their cause. If they were really dedicated to the saving of animals then they would be willing to give up their lives to save them. Who agrees with me? Damn, why didn't anyone think of this sooner?