I was watching "School Of Rock" in the audio/visuals room of my school today, and it seemed pretty cool since the screen is the same size as a normal movie theatre screen. I was just minding my own business (as was everyone else, but it was more annoying) until I realized something. No one would shut the fuck up.

The movie was repeatedly interupted by a hundred laughing, and clapping, and talking dipshits who's voice levels were louder than the fucking movie. I hate when I'm trying to hear what's being said and some dipshits are in the back (or in the front, it doesn't matter to them) talking as loud as they can and disrupting the movie. I know everyone else hates when that happens, so WHY THE FUCK DO THEY EVEN DO IT!?? The reason is because people are hypocritical assholes who only have the mentality to look out for number one.

Anyways, needless to say I was pissed. Also because of the people who feel the need to explain a joke or yell advice to people out on the screen. Smart move dipshit. Like they can really hear you. Jack Black in the movie was arguing with his landlord about how he told him to sell one of his guitars to come up with his rent, where Jack Black replied "Do you think Picasso would've sold one of his guitars?" This was greeted by gails of laughter from the crowd in the room, followed by someone saying "because he doesn't play the guitar." No shit. Really? Thanks for explaining the joke. Because I and everyone else really don't have the mental capacity to think it up on our own.

Why do people feel the need to clap after or during a movie? It's retarded and it's not like anyone except the people in the room can really hear you. Which reminds me of how much I hate clapping. What a stupid idea. Who thought up the idea of hitting our hands together in a rhytmetic motion was a good way of congratulating someone on a job well done? It's annoying and it makes us look like idiots. If I were supreme overlord of the planet I would change this dumbass concept and decide a better method would be for everyone to smash their hands against their foreheads repeatedly until they either got a headache or knocked themselves out. I wouldn't have to do this ritual as I would be the ruler of the planet and would therefore have no need to congratulate anyone. I'm a god.

In conclusion, If I were the ruler of Earth I would also make it illegal to laugh, clap, or talk during the course of the movie, making the punishment death. Anyone caught making any sort of noise in a movie theatre would be vaporized on the spot, right after they are brutaly beaten by with baseball bat. Eat me. I rule