Recliner chair-$500

Television set-$175

VCR-$75

Turning the Tv on only to be forced to watch another stupid Mastercard commercial-Another waisted 2 minutes of my miserable life that I will never get back.

Not fucking kidding. Nice ad campaign mastercard. Your annoying pansy-ass commercials sure give me the urge to call up and take out one of your credit cards. Morons.

Stupid chain letter emails, caption contests and even people you meet on the street are just many of the few situations where you'll find a modified version of this stupid phrase. Thank you mastercard. You gave me a good reason to drop kick someone's ass into a wall.