I've seen elephants make smaller piles of shit than this year's winner of the bullshitorama award, Missy Elliot. Now, if I could find one thing about her that i could actually call good it would be that they're not tying me up and forcing me to watch her ungodly horrible music videos.

I've seen one of her music videos before, or actually was forced to (girlfriend's can be so cruel) Gossip Folks, which makes me question the competence of mankind for actually showing this shitfest on TV . I have no idea why this video hasn't caused the masses to rampage her house and burn the damn thing to the ground. Worst of all, I won't get those 4 minutes of my life back, no matter how hard I try.

The video begins with with Missy walking through the shittiest school I've ever seen. People are going on about how she lost weight or how she must be anorexic. WHO THE FUCK CARES?!!! At first people were going on about how Missy was a good example of "you don't need to be thin to become famous in the music industry". No, from listening to her sing it seems that sucking dick is the way to become famous. Now i'm hearing about how she's an inspiration because she lost some weight. Yet again, WHO THE FUCK CARES?!!! Whether it be 100 lbs or 20 lbs, it doesn't change the fact she's as homely as hell.

Next, cue the bad choreography and screechy singing. I don't know if people think her style is unique or not, but I say it isn't. Because I'm sure there are tons of dance numbers and bad singing voices that suck moose balls too.

Next, cue the 10 year old hookers. What the fuck is up with this? She's got a bunch of preteen girls dressed in silk dresses, hooker boots, minks and god knows what other shit. Isn't it just nice what she's doing to the young folk these days? MANIPULATIVE MONEY GRUBBING BITCH JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! I can just see the future...ten years from now everyone will look like a slut.

Finally...I would like someone to tell me what the fuck they're saying in the fucking chorus. They have the hooker girls saying words that are in no language I'm familiar with. Good idea Missy, If you can't think of some decent words for the chorus of your "song" then just make up some freaky ass ghetto talk and pass it off as being hip. You don't need to be more hip, you have plenty to go around. Fuck this, I'm out.