Is there anyone you hated so much and you wanted to show how much you hated them yet you can't think of any ways to show them? Is your wife/girlfriend/ or husband/boyfriend cheating on you and you want to show them your appreciation for treating you like shit? Have you looked everywhere and you still can't find the answers to your problems? Look no further, because with these methods you too can achieve even your most psychotic desires.

Sure, anyone can kill someone, or hell, even make them feel a little pain, but wouldn't you think it would be best to make them suffer so much before they die that you know damn well that on their way to hell they'll be feeling remorse for what they have done? torture is the only surefire way of getting your message across. And not just that sissy hurt them a bit and then set them free type of torture. The kind that leads to a bloody, painful death. Because we all know it would be stupid to torture someone and set them free to tell the authoritys (I know some of you idiots have done this already). Follow the guidelines here for an efficiant painful end to your worst enemies.

METHOD 1: INSECTOPHOBIA---This could actually be quite hilarious when you think of it. First what you do is you make sure your foe is unconscience (preferably by hitting them repeatedly with a blunt object), then you tie them to a chair. When they wake up you nail their hands to the chair to ensure that they will not escape and so that they feel the pain of having metal pounded into them. Next you nail their feet to the floor (making sure you have a hardwood floor and use a nail gun. This is easy because they are not only tied up but they're too dizzy from the knock over the head) and then put salt over their wounds (always use salt when cutting open a new wound as it hurts like a bitch). Make sure their mouth is gagged while you do this, either with a handkerchief or nailing something up through their chin and blocking half of their air passage. Pray that they're not dead yet as this is the best part of the whole ordeal. For the grand finale, take a bag with a beehive inside (or better yet, hornets or wasps) with the bees still inside and place it over their head. Super glue the bottem of the bag to their neck so that it will not come off, then smack the bag a bit. This will cause the bees to get furious, and guess who they're going to take it out on. They will either die from multiple bee stings, or they will die from choking on the many bees that slide down their throat. Once dead, bury the body in a city dump and then burn the clothes you used during this, and through out all nails that you used and buy new ones, that way they can't trace it back to you.(Method not suggested for use on people with allergies as they will probably die faster).

METHOD 2: PIECE BY PIECE---I'm not really experienced when it comes to being tortured...but you have to admit, this definately will hurt like a son of a bitch. To start off, make sure that they are unconscience (once again with a blunt object) and that their mouth is gagged pretty tight. Then super glue their back to the floor (make sure you have plenty of glue to do this and make sure that it will never come undone, as it will be very awkward to continue the method when they are mobile) as well as the backs of their hands, arms, legs, feet, head, and pelvis area. This will render them harmless and immobile. Other than that, there's really nothing else to do except to start cutting. Take out a large butcher's knife and start from the bottem to the top. Cut off a piece of one of their toes, and then close the wound with salt. continue this with all the other nine toes waiting two minutes before continuing onto the next one. Once all their toes are gone, start cutting off small peices of their feet, working your way up. Make sure to put salt over every wound that you cut to ensure the extra pain. Continue with the legs up until you get to the pelvis area. Skip this for now and work on the hands. Cut off a piece of their finger and work you way down the arm, still making sure you put salt over the wound and wait two minutes between each section. Work your way down until you get to the shoulder and then stop. If they're not dead at this point, just start cutting off pieces of their pelvic area and work your way up until either they die or you get past the heart, whichever comes first. Make sure that all of the peices were left in a neat little pile on the floor so that picking them up and burning the pieces remaining will be made easier. Discard the body, super glue, butcher's knife, and clothing you used, and then just continue on with your life like you didn't know what happened.

METHOD 3: JAGGED LITTLE PILL---This is a very simple method for women on their cheating husbands, but it still deserves some homage. I won't go into the details too much, except to say that what you need to do is place their testicles on a table and smash each one in succession with a hammer, finishing off with smashing their dick as well. This is a good method to start off with and follow up with the either of the first two methods, as all men would hate to see their manhood crushed right in front of them.